The Big Bang Theory still goes on to say that from the explosion, the rock of the Earth was formed, which was rained on for billions of years, and the rock eventually became soup, and from the primordial rock soup, the first living cell emerged. (Do you see why this "scientific" theory requires a lot of faith?) See, I believe "In the beginning, God created—" and they believe "In the beginning, mud created—"
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And I believe you have no clue what you're talking about, especially seeing how the Big Bang is astrophysics, Evolution is Biology, and NEITHER are Abiogenesis.
Straw man is not the man. It just doesn't work that way. Let's put it this way. The big bang was a big explosion, and before that?, we don't know. Some people would say God. Ok, but the Bible says that........ok, the Bible speaks about computers?, no, speaks about America?, no, speaks about television, internet or the planets further from Mars?, NO. Ok, it was written for a beduine society 5000 years ago. Ok, in that case, stop thinking that it's "the inerrant word of God", because it erred in the sense that it was written for guys whose lifestyle is not ours.
"In the beginning, mud created
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Yes, but, where did the mud come from?
Astrophysics, geology, biology, mix 'em all together with an "explosion" and you get a fundy's understanding of science.
Hmm, rock soup... You obvisously don't understand how astrophysics, abiogensis, and biology possibly work. Please refrain from talking about these subjects until you've at least read the wikipedia articles on them.
(Do you see why this "scientific" theory requires a lot of faith?)
I see why your uneducated, uninformed strawman version of it would, yes.
Well, the timescale is skewed, and more than 80% of the pertinent events are missing from this scenario, but yes, that is a very rough synopsis, such as might be communicated to a preschooler.
Nice tits? Such a pity, then....
Well, here's the thing. We know it happened, because we're here. We know it can happen, because of the Miller-Urey experiment and its subsequent replications using other hypothetical atmospheres. We just don't know how, so, yeah, you've sort of got it there.
Yes, but nobody claimed that mud is God.
Seriously though, you know that the Big Bang doesn't involve explosions. You do, right?
The Big Bang happened some 14 billion years ago. Earth wasn't formed until 4,5 billion years ago.
Strawmen always require a lot of faith, as they are faulty constructs by people who know too little about what they are protesting against.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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