lol I am so done taking science, yessss!
I don't understand why they are teaching a theory in school. The devil has government in his hand and he has lots of people who are in charge on puppet strings. That's my view at least. I'm interested in how the law works but I've grown to hate politcal parties.
Yeah... I'm going to check out that community. My impressionable christian friend is taking so many science courses and she is in grade 11 so I'm worried she'll be convinced.
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So, which theory was it that you "can't believe" they are teaching in school? The germ theory of disease? The theory of gravity? Statistical theory?
And is there someplace OTHER THAN school that ANY theory should be taught other than in school -- other than religious theories, of course?
~David D.G.
Theories are important, idiot. Without scientific theories, you wouldn't have a computer. Without military theories, you wouldn't have the Internet. Without religious theories...the world would be a better place.
And science teachers everywhere are probably glad you are done.
If God is omnipotent, why are so many Xians talking about what Satan is doing or will do? Can't their omnipotnet God take care of his business? Are they saying Satan is more powerful than their God? If God's messege is so important and so wonderful, why should they be worried about other Xians being led astray?
To me God is like the villain from computer games or movies. They do all kinds of stupid stuff to ensure their own downfall. Send weak guys to be killed, place the one thing that can destroy you behind a forcefield and give every grunt the keycard, ignore the hero because he can't hurt you anyways and plans that are doomed to fail even by 5 year olds logic.
If all of this applies to go, than it is not strange that the devil is winning and that all those freaky "intellectuals" are trying to run the country.
>>To me, the biggest argument against an omnipotent god is the belief in the devil. No self-respecting omnipotent god would tolerate such a being and allow it to continue debasing creation. <<
Obviously you have not attended Christian Fundamentalist Indoctrination 101, where you learn that God IS omnipotent, but he CHOOSES to let Satan do his thang because it's ALL PART OF GOD'S MASTER PLAN, which will occur EXACTLY as written in REVELATIONS (with some parts of Daniel and Mark thrown in for good measure) because the omnipotent God WILL NOT AND CANNOT end the world any other way. He made a promise, God always keeps his promises.
My impressionable christian friend is taking so many science courses and she is in grade 11 so I'm worried she'll be convinced.
Oh, yes, she is becoming convinced...MBWAaaahahahahahahahahahaa. First it was the books. BOOKS! Plural, not just one book. Then it was a whole library. Not liberry. Soon she will develop what we call "Ownmind", and after that - well - she may be a rock whispering shaman with the rest of us death stalinists and liberal workers of iniquity, worshiping at our Alter Of Darwin, and all our base are own you. Mwaaaaahahahahaha. Hail Chuck!!!
"lol I am so done taking science, yessss!"
Good, one less person to compete with when I go to finish my degree. No, you may NOT have your spot on the waiting list back!
"lol I am so done taking science, yessss!"
And we'll be sure they take that into consideration the next time you need any medical help! Only medicine and medical procedures known 2000 years ago will be used.
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