[Summery: "An angel held mhy hand while I was visiting a surgery"]
wi hafing sugry in moning
jesus gona teke cere of us but wi stil skare
dotors are bad cen yoo stil prey fer us tho
tenk yoo veri much
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wi haf sugry twodey on nee
an wen wi was in sugry angel comed in an holded
mi hend an stey wit mi til afer it was al ofer
cus wi was reely skare
angel tel mi no tel nobodi but wi had to
wi hurted reely bad now but wi saw angel
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This is a troll...poe...whatever...
*sharpens a knife*
However, Mr. Slicey would like words with you about your crimes against English.
@cf
Oh, I'm positive it isn't. It still made my eyes bleed, but there's no way this is a serious post. I have the world's worst Poe/Troll Tracker, and even I knew it.
@apYrs: he/she's just *writing* it. Loopholes FTW!
Wow, every post by this person is like that. Either a very patient Poe/troll (though no one's treating them like one), someone with a legitimate mental illness, or an experiment in Artificial Annoyance.
When I first read this, I thought that LoneWolf had gotten himself a new handle. But this looks to me like it's either a troll, or someone to whom English is not their first few languages learned. It's weird, though, that the only words he spells right are jesus and angel. This leads me to lean more toward troll.
congratulations, you've made an idiot of yourself... no offense man, but the Bible, you know that book you read every now and then, sit on your end table, and convince yourself you don't need to study to understand, says after Jesus's death, that there will be no more great miracles after the apostles and that there no more speaking in tongues, nor visiting of the angels, until the End time is come, why? because we need to be given the full chance to prove that were mostly a bunch of dimwits without him. in that respect, your babyish statement is obviously false, and if anything all that was seen was a poser, or demon... BTW demons are fallen angels so I don't think it would be that hard for them to fake if they wanted to.
they rather enjoy making us look like a bunch of idiots and lunatics, and of course they would say not to tell anyone, what better way to convince you that you need to tell everyone? if it was really an angel, and they told you not to tell anyone, you'd be in a heap of trouble the instant you did. that is at least, if the Bible has anything to say for itself in that regards (and it does).
Poe, but still a hate crime against the English language all the same.
For some reason, though, the way this is spelled kinda reminds me of Hungarian without all the accent marks and "sz." Except Hungarian is quite pleasant to listen to, while this made my brain bleed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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