Now about my religion. I don't have any. Yes, Christianity has been changed into religion by all those annoying bad guys that have committed atrocities in the name of my sweet Lord Jesus. But I can tell you one thing for sure. The day Christ saved me, I was not the least bit interested in religion.
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Sometime in AD 30?
"So you believe in Christ but in not Christianity? Thats odd"
Not when you think about it - most fundies bleat on an on and on about Jeebus, but do you ever see them actually following the guy's teachings?
Nope, don't have a religious text, don't have a religious fervor.
Religion: the service and worship of God or the supernatural
So you don't serve god. Oh that's right, when you have a 'personal relationship' with Jesus, he serves you. Like an invisible magic genie that grants wishes only if you pray hard enough.
Why are you fundies so damn willing to commit yourself to a lord ? Why are you guys so fascinated by the idea of being dominated by an all powerful sky demon ? Why ??? Have you learned NOTHING from the middle ages ?
DUUUUH !!!
{ Christianity has been changed into religion by all those annoying bad guys that have committed atrocities in the name of my sweet Lord Jesus. }
So it's the committing of atrocities by bad guys that makes a religion what it is.
Now about my intelligence. I don't have any. Yes, Christianity has been changed into religion by all those annoying Brothers and Sisters in Christ that have committed atrocities in the service of my sweet Lord Jesus. But I can tell you one thing for sure. The day Christ saved me, I was not the least bit interested in intelligence.
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Why do Christians continue to say they don't have a religion? It's probably because they want to be awesome like atheists, but they're too scared.
I say we give these people a name, and classify them as one step back from agnostics.
I don't think this is necessarily a fundie, depending on what they are saying. If they are saying they believe in love, peace, and tolerance and don't like the modern religious leaders who teach hate and fear, then they are a decent person even if mistaken.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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