Well, true Christians actually were there, that is, people who have taken the difficult path of following the examples of Christ, were there for the inauguration. The folks at Rapture Ready are not true Christians. Whatever gave you that idea? It is doubtful that they are even Christian at all.
Whooshmeisters are a fundamentalist cult who have chosen to take the easy route. In other words, whatever they feel, think and do just so happens to be supported by the bible. Which requires some pretty rich interpretation in order to pull it off. The only time they actually have any mental exercise.
I'm not quibbling about your fun hobby, as I find it very amusing. But your piety so transparently reflecting your baleful outlook is a touch chilling. Like many insecure and unstable people who become cultists, you feel safer cowering before an authority which relieves you of the burden of thought.
And, of course, the more ensnared you become in your fantasy world, the more remote from humanity you become. Then tribalism sets in, and you think that those in your tribe are better than other people outside of your cult. You are special, you think. This is where a lot of the mockery stems from. It's an amusing dichotomy, on the one hand you have a bunch of people who think they are special, and on the other hand the very same people act like a bunch of moronic dolts.
Though, like many disturbed people they are adept at being contentious. Anyway, keep up the good work.
Possibly God bless you, but probably not, Pule.