On watching the opening ceremony of the Olympics. It's always good to have something to look forward to.
"As I was watching the big event, I could not help but think there is another grand-scale escapade in China 's future. During the latter part of the tribulation, an Oriental army of some 200 million strong will move into the Middle East, crossing over the dried-up Euphrates River. This army, guided by four demonic angels, will kill one-third of mankind."
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Who's gonna buy their lead-painted toys, their tires that blow out, their pet food laced with melamine, their anti-freeze-flavoured toothpaste?
On the other hand, forget about their army...their products will do the job.
Oriental? Who the fuck says this anymore?!
Also, where the fuck does it say that there'll be an army lead by Asians?
Drop the acid!
...no, wait, DON'T!
Actually, Hal Lindsey was touting this same line in the 70s. You know back when he convinced everybody that the world would end in the next decade. Kind of like he did again in the 80s. And the 90s. And now. Do these mouthbreathers get a memory wipe every couple of years, or are they really that stupid?
Do these mouthbreathers get a memory wipe every couple of years, or are they really that stupid
Rhetorical.
Amazing how after 1000 years of supposed peace, the time in which these returned rapturees will be ruling with rods of iron, beating the survivors of 21 plagues/judgements into submission et al. That the survivors somehow are able to make war plans and forget the art of boat making let alone pontoon bridge building yet are breeders of horses par excellence have to even wait for a river to dry up seeing a horse will carry a rider over a river... you get the drift.
Oh they likely will say the horses are now tanks (conveniently) yet everything else in Revelation is literal - go figure.
Actually I hope there is a rapture and that god will rid this planet of these morons, but it should not stop in the clouds but excrete them into outer space where they may at least provide entertainment as shooting stars falling back into the "theory of gravity"
Rapture ready my ass, these are the Rolls Royce of idiots.
This army, guided by four demonic angels, will kill one-third of mankind."
I have a badass looking Judas Priest t-shirt with The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on it. I didn't know a picture on my shirt could wipe out humanity.
An army of 200,000,000 soldiers? That sounds like a logistical nightmare - imagine even trying to feed them, let alone supplying fuel, shelter and ammunition.
People who say "Oriental" for "Asian" also tend to use other archaic words like "Negro," "Colored," and, "Mohammedan." They don't let their kids listen to "race music."
I use oriental to describe cats. As in that Cat has an oriental look to it, maybe there's some siamese in there.
If your talking about humans, you usually use, Asian, or East Asian. Or maybe since your talking about China... Chinese?
2008 Beijing killed bar-setting for all subsequent Olympics. Of course, there were those who said that 2012 London would be crap.
The only thing killed were the 'Opinions' of the critics, cynics & naysayers: and that was just via the opening ceremony alone.
Since then, to the flag handover to Rio, a case of 'Where did it all go right ?!'.
And since 2016 Rio: where we came second in the medals table, the only army is Team GB: marching to 2020 Tokyo.
That'll be something to look forward to. What do you have, Ruptured Retards...?!
Confused?
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