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Does the human features on the Shroud of Turin look like a Negro? My Bible says that Yeshua was sinless, not the behavior of the Obama-type featured in the rotten TV series. No wonder I threw my television out several years ago…Yes, the Laodicean (American) Church of today is teaching a different gospel (Marxism) and, accordingly, has lost 99.5% of its young people. No wonder America is doomed to nuclear annihilation in a few years (Jeremiah 25:32-33)…Believe it or not, 85% of the American churches are preaching the replacement theology today, forcing the God of Jacob to curse America for its ant-Semitism (Genesis 12:3). Don’t you so-called christians know that you are being grafted into the Fig Tree and not the other way around (Romans 11:7)?…The God of Jacob is soon going to bless the fig tree and make tiny Israel a mighty and wealthy nation (Ezekiel 38:11-13). STL, the Jewish acceptance of our Yeshua will come later, at end of World War Four (Zechariah 13:8-9).

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