hi do darpsy warspy ya fuckin dip shitty half abbo mari dumbo ya!
well its fuckin gess who man her int it? who do ya reckon eh?
and that fuckin cam basterd is gonna get his fuckwitt balls fuckin stompped on by bert allright.
SSsaw ya at vaucluse yesterday ya fucky face ya and i reckon if ya show ya half white ass round mac's way gain he will fuckin well root ya up that pink fuckin ass alrite/>
an that good for nuthin fuckin weezil with his yank tank fuckin conk had better stay away from fuckin dural. i knows he fuckin lives at the fuckin place but stay away from fuckin muther allrite weezil, ya fuckin bloody dick for fuckin feet.
? and fuckin evrthying ..
this fuckin blog is fuckin sterile ya wog. when are ya fuckin gonna answer ya fuckin phone eh?
fuck me dead is fuckin vince doesnt get onyta ya soon he'll fuckin frreak allright?
so fuckin piss it offffff!
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Vaucluse and Dural? Those are two fairly posh areas full of private school bozos with very toffy ideas of proprierty and keeping one's inferiors down through political favours and the high cost of living, not this sort of ill spoken diatribe.
This idiot is probably at one of the most expensive schools in the country, preparing to fail his HSC (final year) exams and have his parents buy him a place in a commerce degree right after they fund a gap year of drugs, alcohol and fucking cute Eastern European girls. He'll meet a lovely but stupid primary teaching student while at uni and will probably marry her 2-3 years after graduating, having established himself at whatever business his father has managed to sweet talk him into. He'll most likely die at 40 after crashing his Jag into a day care centre while coming down from a massive coke binge he tried to counteract with a shitload of diazapem and scotch.
No one will miss him, not even his wife.
hairband: Thanks for the context. The speculation on the guy's future sounds outrageous, yet plausible.
NotMe: Thanks for the translation; I could hardly stand to even look at this, let alone try to read it for comprehension -- which I'm sure I couldn't have gotten anyway.
~David D.G.
Mad Dog wrote:
Is this guy Toll Booth Willie?
Hahahahahaha!! If my memory serves me correct, I believe a line was: "You fuckin' fuck, fuck you! I'll bash your fuckin' head with a fuckin' Louiseville fuckin' slugger! Eat shit! Eat my shit!"
is it wrong that that made me somewhat nostalgic?
I mean, it's horrific and hairband's assessment is right on the money, but geez, I haven't heard some of these slurs in half a decade. Sniff. Ah, the brown, dried grass of home....
Ordinarily, I'd recommend man o yeh for an F-bomb for Jesus award. After attempting to read that, however, the best I can do is nominate him for an "F-bomb for . . . uh, Something," award.
Sorry, man o yeh, but you're too incoherent even to qualify as fundy.
Irene
what the fuck is the point of this shit? don't you people have anything better to do with your time? fuck man the world is spiralling to a 2000-point cannonball finish and you're here interpreting and/or rating somebody's slang??! fuckin leave the house and talk to somebody! it's really neat! I get misdirected to these sites occasionally, and this time i just can't let it go. i mean move on...
This is Special Brew Glaswegian. Rare to see it aimed at the Internet, this sort of monologue is usually addressed to a particularly attentive pavement, while being accompanied by a slightly circular swaying motion. Important points are usually emphasised by jerking thrusts of a half-empty can in random directions.
"Hello there, I don't think you know what you are talking about!
Well, I guess we'll have to guess who it is, then? Who do you think it is?
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ball-stomp.
I saw you at Vaulcluse yesterday you old rascal you and I don't think this 'mac' fellow likes you too much.
Anyways, that juevinile deliquent with his northern car(?) might want to avoid Dural. I know that is his house, but stay away from that gentleman, good ol' chap.
I'm still not sure what is going on.
This blog page seems to have died down, eh buddy? You seem to not have been returning my calls.
Also, if you don't let Vince mount you, I'm afraid he will be very rash.
Cheers.
ya fuckin dip shitty half abbo mari dumbo ya!
I think this belongs in the RSTDT (i.e., if it belongs here at all), because I doubt this guy is even a regular church goer.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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