[Re: Illinois Senator Barack Obama's possible bid for presidency]
I would never vote for someone whose name rhymes with osama first of all...2nd of all i heard some lady on the radio that he has an almost christ like calming influence...sounds to much like the antichrist to me.. so screw this guy
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Obama attends a Christian church, silly. Besides, I read Left Behind, the antichrist comes from Europe.
I would never vote for someone whose name rhymes with osama first of all
Wow, what an inspired way to vote. "Grab your rhyming dictionaries, boys. We're goin' to the polls!"
Wtf, I am 99.99% sure Barack Obama IS a Christian, albeit a sane one, so maybe that rules him out of your tiny retarded brain.
Racist INC. My cousin´s surname is Caruama, would you distrust him?, well, I know it wouldn´t help he´s Spanish but............by the way, he´s not muslim and, since you didn´t even now this piece of data, I don´t know if you´re precisely authority to consider his anti-Christianity.
I wouldn't vote for Condoleezza Rice, because her last name sounds like "mice" and mice are creepy little creatures. And I won't vote for McCain either, because his name sounds like "McBain," the big, lunkheaded action film star on The Simpsons.
How selective, anyway. Why don´t voting for Van Patten, the one in the cast of Eight is enough?, ah yes, it rhymes with Bin Laden.
I expect that Obama would never win precisely because, whether they verbalize it to themselves or not, an awful lot of people would make EXACTLY the same rhyming association and would therefore automatically reject him. It's incredibly stupid, but I'm sure that is exactly what would happen.
Well with your clear-cut decision based on such overwhelming and substantiated concrete facts, I don't know how someone could think otherwise.
I'd just like to announce that I'm running for the Presidency under my real name, Weezus Tryste. If I'm elected I hope to ban all forms of Religion, I plan to murder infants in the street for kicks, I plan to ... Oh well you don't need to hear all that shit do you ?? I mean, you already know what my name rhymes with.
I would never vote for someone whose name rhymes with osama
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Yet, so many voted for someone whose name is a British slang term.
And in Soviet America, guy screws you .
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But I thought he was the worst President ever and the worst President possible and a Muslim and a Kenyan and gay and married to a transsexual and.....oh wait, he's a "Christian, Muslim, Jew, Nazi, Marxist, Hindu, gay, Satanist, atheist, Martian, and Egyptian-British-Russian Antichrist." Yeah, that's it. (thanks RationalWiki!)
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