I've held off of posting this because of the length of the story. It's detailed, but lays out the entire nigger "thought" process that leaves nothing to the imagination. Without doubt it was one of the most bizarre coontacts I've had. Here goes....

I travel for work and had an out-of-town meeting on a Monday morning which means I had to fly out on Sunday afternoon. As a seasoned traveler I have no tolerance for small talk with idiots at the airport. I wear my headphones and get in my own little world and ignore the nonsense and people around me. Waiting at the gate and listening to my music this big fat buck comes and sits a few seats away from me. I tried to ignore it until it started tapping my shoulder. I pull of my headfoams and it aksed me if the airlines allow you to wear headfoams in flight. I told him yes, it's not a problem. He went on to explains that's good, because he wanted to listen to the NFL game and pulled out a little transistor radio.

It took me a bit to process what was going on, but then I asked if he meant listing to it on his FM radio. He said yes. So, here's a nigger that wants to listen to his FM radio at 30,000 feet flying 550 MPH across the country. I explained that he couldn't get a signal as radio is terrestrial and doesn't work at that altitude. He looked confused. Said he figured up there the signal would be clear. It wasn't worth my mental cycles to explain the concepts so I just put my headfoams back on tried to ignore it. Secretly I was about to bust at the seams with laughter.

Then it started ooking again. Aksed me if I fly much. It said he hadn't been on a plane in a while. I smiled and tried to look as uninterested as possible. It went on to explain the last time it flew it was surprised at how smooth the flight was. Said at one point it though the plane WAS STOPPED IN AIR BECAUSE OF AIR TRAFFIC. This dumb nigger thought the plane was hovering in the air and wasn't moving forward. It was a serious as a heart attack. I almost fell out of my chair. Once we boarded the only thing I could think was this ape better not sit beside me. It walked passed me on it's way to the back of the plane where it belonged and I breathed a sigh of relief.

This coontact was pure nigger logic from start to finish. Can't make this stuff up. They really are that stupid.