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Why don't you come forward and let us know what the typical day in the life of a proud and unrepentant homosexual is Uncle Al?

As I wrote in another post in part 1, I imagine it would go something like this:

Wakeup and fix yourself an AIDS cocktail (shaken not stirred).

Sit outside elementary school in car watching 6 year old boys play at recess.

Have lunch in McDonald's Playland, watching 5 year old boys play.

Watch Andy Cooper 360 for inspiration, knowing that if a fag like Andy can make the big time, you can too.

Cruise some public restroom's looking for love (in all the right places).

Go home and spend the rest of the evening alone, knowing that your lifestyle is broken and without hope....

UNLESS

You repent and ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord and Savior.

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old comment by Xotan

Here speaketh a totally and utterly unrepentant homosexual.

Why should I repent for something for which I have no responsibility? I never asked or wanted to be gay.

Why do I not take a cocktail of drugs every day? Because I am not HIV+ or living with AIDS, although I am now 70, and thus would have live even in pre-AIDS days!

Why do I not watch children from a car, in Mc Ds? Because I am not a paedophile. Homosexual means that I fancy Mature Males, not children, you idiot. Besides, it seems that religious are more likely to be paedophiles than gay men or women.

I have no idea who Andy Cooper is, probably because America is not the centre of the universe for me. But how 'christian' of you to call him a fag - a particularly obnoxious American term. Would your Jesus approve of your using such a hate word?

Those who cruise public toilets (nobody, straight or gay, rests in so-called restrooms) do this, if a certain type of male gay, to look for sexual release. This has nothing to do with love, any more than a straight man's paying for sex with a female.

I spent this evening in good company with the conversation ranging from A to Z in five languages. Very satisfying, except that my partner of 42 years was tired and went home early.

As to asking anything of JC, when I was a very young man, wrestling with being gay in a straight world, I prayed fervently and incessantly for a period of 5 years that this burden be removed from me. No luck. This means that either JC doesn't care or mind, or maybe he doesn't exist.

As to my day,

- Get up & have breakfast
- Clear emails and post
- Check more elderly neighbours are OK and what chores they need done
- work for 3 hours
- have lunch with my partner and read the newpaper
- Get TV news
- work for 3 hours
- check that more elderly neighbours are OK and settling in for the evening
- work for 2 hours
- help prepare dinner and eat with my partner
- some evenings we go to the local bar for a sociable drink and chat with our neighbours. Strangely, in our community of 300 souls, they are sublimely indifferent to the fact that we are two gay men. But this is mainland Europe, not the US.
- home and to bed.

And not a child mentioned or thought of all day, any day.

So, aCW, fuck off and take your hate and bigotry with you, and spend your evening reassuring yourself you are not gay. Others may differ. The self hating gay is not unknown.

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I imagine a fundie teabagger's day goes something like this:

Wake up and shoot homeless people with paintball guns on the way to the welfare office

Spend a couple hours on a bi-curious chatroom trolling for 16 year old boys.

Have lunch in McDonald's and eat a ten thousand calorie meal that probably shaves 2 weeks off your life.

Read "The Turner Diaries" for inspiration.

Fondle gun collection while masturbating furiously, then post on Yahoo or Topix about how guns are more precious than the lives of children, how Jesus hates the poor and loves the rich, and how Obama is a communist socialist fascist Nazi Muslim Kenyan Death Eater...oh, and he's black and a Democrat.

Go home and spend the rest of the evening alone, knowing that your lifestyle is broken and full of hate....

old comment by Xotan

@ Kitty Kaboom,

What a nice and kind posting. Thank you.

I am sorry if I gave an impression that I have anything to repent of in terms of sexuality. Actually, I feel that I have tried generally to lead a decent life within the parameters that were set at my birth. I cannot take responsibility for those. They were a given. Nor can I take responsibility for people who have a problem with homosexuality and (pretend to) change to something I am not, and never have been, a straight man. But otherwise, my life has been pretty much like that of others who consciously try to do their best. There are some areas where I have done not too badly; others where I have had to - and still have to - do better. Like many of my generation, I was brought up to acknowledge where I failed and to rectify it as best I could. Certainly there was no question of avoiding blame and handing the matter to an invisible (possibly mythical) being to bear my load. That was regarded as copping out and evading one's duty. Not userd to baring my soul....

Thanks again.

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