If the big bang is true, then why don't we blow up parts to cars so they can build themselves?
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"If the big bang is true, then why don't we blow up parts to cars"
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Some say, that he once got caught in a car explosion, and he was catapulted back in time, the blast was so powerful. All we know is... he's called The Stig!
"so they can build themselves?"
Have you still got that shard of the Allspark, Jetfire?
Jetfire: 'Still have it? Have I bollocks!' X3 [/nerd]
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Another one fallen for the misnomer.
Because cars don't have DNA. If prayer heals the sick, why do Christians go to hospitals?
I just wish I could say it to his face.
Why don't we blow them up? Have you seen a Hollywood movie from the past 50 years? I got a Maserati and half of a '52 Chevy that way. Regeneration. Really Honest Injun! You believe me doncha?
Well, shit, you believe every other stupid lie, why not?
Why don't we blow them up? Have you seen a Hollywood movie from the past 50 years? I got a Maserati and half of a '52 Chevy that way. Regeneration. Really Honest Injun! You believe me doncha?
Well, shit, you believe every other stupid lie, why not?
cars do not eveolve via biology. Big bang is expansion , not an explosion.
Exploded car does not yield a plasma cloud of quarks.
This is why we need to teach more evolution, science, and critical thinking in our public schools. And because you just proved we need more, there's certainly no time at all in public schools for any of your religious mythologies. And because you're so extraordinarily ignorant, we're going to start teaching evolution, science, and critical thinking in your church. Attendance is mandatory.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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