sirgak #fundie

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"Didn't Obama promise an 'Internet Czar' to report any terrorists or 'hate speech'?"

If so, then probably all of us on Rapture Ready will be classified as "terrorists". After all, we keep predicting the End of the World (how dare we, gasp!). And of course, we will all also be classified of doing "hate speech" because we keep using and exalting the name of Jesus, that name hated in all the world.

The thing is, this is not a joke I'm making. I'm serious. Dead serious. image Just look at what Jesus said:

Matt 5:11-12
11 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Folks, persecution is coming, real persecution. The question is, how far along will it get before we're Raptured? Only God knows.

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"If so, then probably all of us on Rapture Ready will be classified as "terrorists". After all, we keep predicting the End of the World (how dare we, gasp!)."

Predicting the end of the world doesn't make you a terrorist. It makes you stupid, highly delusional and more than likely extremely gullible, but not a terrorist.

"And of course, we will all also be classified of doing "hate speech" because we keep using and exalting the name of Jesus, that name hated in all the world."

You really don't have a fucking clue what hate speech is, do you?

And please, the "name hated in all the world"? You realize that about a third of the planet claims to be part of your little cult, right?

"The thing is, this is not a joke I'm making. I'm serious. Dead serious."

Don't say that. I like to believe that none of you on Rapture Ready are actually serious.

It helps me sleep at night...

"Just look at what Jesus said:

Sounds like a cult leader who knows what kind of bullshit he's shoveling and that most people aren't going to buy it.

"Folks, persecution is coming, real persecution."

You have no idea what persecution actually is.

"The question is, how far along will it get before we're Raptured? Only God knows."

God and me. And we both agree it will be never when this supposed "persecution" of yours happens and never when you're raptured.

old comment by JSS

All I needed to see was that elderly smiley to know this was from Rapture Ready.

"If so, then probably all of us on Rapture Ready will be classified as "terrorists". After all, we keep predicting the End of the World (how dare we, gasp!)."

Yeah. Your kind has been saying the end would be any day now for hundreds and hundreds of years. How about more accurate predictions Chicken Little.

"And of course, we will all also be classified of doing "hate speech" because we keep using and exalting the name of Jesus, that name hated in all the world."

Sorry. Stuff like this...

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...isn't exalting the name of Jesus as much as it is promoting hatred and tyranny. Such is hate speech.

"Folks, persecution is coming, real persecution. The question is, how far along will it get before we're Raptured? Only God knows."

Well hey if you want to speed things up why don't you vacation in North Korea?

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"Didn't Obama promise an 'Internet Czar' to report any terrorists or 'hate speech'"

If he did, it doesn't have anything to do with you losers, trust me. But seeing as how he's the first black President and a Democrat at that, I couldn't blame him for wanting to keep an eye out since several of you nutjob "Christian" white supremacists have already been busted for planning to harm him. And yeah, you guys might get shut down but only because there are people who are watching you (like us) and will report your asses for making threats. Speak the name of Christ all you want, bitch, that's not a hate crime, but sitting around talking about how you wish someone would shoot the president, well that might get you a little bit more attention. And you'll only have yourselves to blame for it, so crying "persecution" ain't gonna fly. Jesus told you to watch your damn mouth, because what comes out of your mouth reflects what's in your heart. Why don't you guys ever listen to him?

old comment by Giveitaday

If so, then probably all of us on Rapture Ready will be classified as "terrorists". After all, we keep predicting the End of the World (how dare we, gasp!).

Just like all the other groups that make ultimately futile predictions of the "end of the world" were labeled as terrorist and persecuted right? Oh yeah.... That never fucking happened!

And of course, we will all also be classified of doing "hate speech" because we keep using and exalting the name of Jesus, that name hated in all the world.

"Hated"? Two of the worlds largest religions hold Jesus in high esteem, one (Christianity) worships him as "god" incarnate, and the other (Islam) revere him as a prophet. How is that "Hated in all the world"? What is it your religion say about lying in the name of your "god"?

The thing is, this is not a joke I'm making. I'm serious. Dead serious

Uh-huh.... Your "dead serious"? So what? I'm sure you were "dead serious" all the other times you cried ~~wolf~~ persecution, why is it you think you have any more credibility now than you did then? What makes your hollow cries of non-existent persecution any more real this time than in hundreds of other times that you were wrong, or just simply lied about it.

Folks, persecution is coming, real persecution.

Christianity hasn't seen anything close to real persecution since Constantine. By that I mean christianity as a whole, I'm not counting all the times christians persecuted each other over petty doctrinal differences. The only time in the last 1500 years there has been any persecution of christians it came at the yhands of their fellow christians.

The question is, how far along will it get before we're Raptured?

It's ashame that you'll never know, since there is no coming persecution of christians on the horizon, and the "Rapture" is nothing more that fundamentalist fanfic.

Only God knows

So why is it that you're claiming special advance knowledge about upcoming persecution? If only "god" knows then why are you people claiming the the rapture is just about to happen? If only "god" knows then why do you all act as if you think you do?

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