[Is my 13-year-old son gay?]
He's a fruit basket, hurry up and get him some male growth horomones or he will be sticking his little ding-a-ling in every hole that looks inticing. Teach him that getting pounded in the butt has no purpose what's so ever and pounded someone doesn't either. Teach him that sex with a women is purposeful. Teach him that scientifically in the animal world, because Homosapiens are animals, gays would be considered weak and useless. What is our purpose as human being, "to live on, and make a life for our kids so that they can live on".
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That's funny, I know plenty of gay people that aren't "weak and useless" by any stretch of the imagination.
Also, homosexuality occurs in nature when populations reach the sustainable threshold. The members of the species that act thus are actually ensuring the survival of the species by not reproducing beyond their habitat's resources.
Stop spouting immature insults and childish euphemisms; when you're old enough to actually know something about the real world, then your advice might be worth the space it takes to type it.
He's a fruit basket, hurry up and get him some male growth horomones or he will be sticking his little ding-a-ling in every hole that looks inticing. As I wrote as a comment to a post above this one, I've become de-sensitized to the horrific and worrisome posts submitted to FSTDT. But this one... anyone else ever wanted to hit a fundie?
He's a fruit basket, hurry up and get him some male growth horomones or he will be sticking his little ding-a-ling in every hole that looks inticing. As I wrote as a comment to a post above this one, I've become de-sensitized to the horrific and worrisome posts submitted to FSTDT. But this one... anyone else ever wanted to hit a fundie?
Well, tell them too how he must stop sex after fifty five, because they may not have children from that age onwards, or that he must restrain from sex if the woman gets steriled or that in the natural world the alpha males have homosexual behaviour and are not rejected from the pack. Explain to him too why it´s inhuman to kill or reject mentally impaired or handicaped kids or anything that resembles "weak", for whatever standard. You know, if you do it, do it with all CONSEQUENCES.
Okay, here's the thing. Christianity in the pre-Pauline era was decidedly communistic and community-oriented. Why do American fundies seem so obsessed with the individual, to the point where they can't comprehend that humans are social by nature and therefore are instinctively capable of doing things for the greater good of the community? Are all these fundies really loners at heart or something, incapable of understanding social impulses?
or he will be sticking his little ding-a-ling in every hole that looks inticing.
He's THIRTEEN. He's going to try to do that no matter what sort of hole the hole is. The smart thing to do would be to teach him how to be safe about it: condoms, lube, how to converse honestly with his partner(s), etc.
Gays are weak and useless?
I can think of several groups that fit that description, and gays aren't one of them.
There's a particularly big one actually, the group claims that some guy born about 2 millenia ago was the son of a God, they're also big fans of a book purported to be the Word of this God.
You may have heard of them...
Is he using evolution to justify his claim that homosexuality is bad?
HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
Also, hormones wouldn't do squat. In fact, some hormones or steroids could impair someone's sex drive. (which was actually recommended treatment for the "homosexual disease" at one time)
And to think: if someone had just taken the time to tell me, when I was 13, that "getting pounded in the butt has no purpose what's so ever and pounded someone doesn't either" and that "sex with a women is purposeful," and that "scientifically in the animal world, because Homosapiens are animals, gays would be considered weak and useless" and "our purpose as human being, is to live on, and make a life for our kids so that they can live on" -- I would have STILL ended up getting pounded in the butt and/or pounding someone else in the butt and loving every minute of it!
Øyvind, #232090, said: "As I wrote as a comment to a post above this one, I've become de-sensitized to the horrific and worrisome posts submitted to FSTDT. But this one... anyone else ever wanted to hit a fundie?"
Yes, I have. Actually, the thought has occurred to me many, MANY times.
Male Growth Hormone? (You want him gay and tall?) Sex with women is purposeful. (I certainly seek it regularly )Gays would be considered weak and useless. ( have I got a dyke for you) P S weak and useless describes most, if not all, thirteen year old boys.
Giving gays male hormones won't turn them straight. There doesn't appear to be any difference in hormone levels of homosexuals and heterosexuals, at least post-birth. Giving straight guys female hormones won't turn them gay, either.
Why do American fundies seem so obsessed with the individual, to the point where they can't comprehend that humans are social by nature and therefore are instinctively capable of doing things for the greater good of the community? Are all these fundies really loners at heart or something, incapable of understanding social impulses?
Brian X, that's an interesting question. Perhaps it's a result of America's glorification of individualism, but more likely it reflects the fact that a lot of fundies are full of anger, fear and hatred, which makes it difficult to feel any compassion or understanding towards their fellow human beings.
In short, I think fundies like this poster would prefer to stand outside society so that he can judge it according to his standards rather than join in as a fellow citizen.
I hope that, apart from gay, he´s sterile. At least, he would stop being the experiment of contempt of assholes like you.
Confused?
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