bendysbutt #fundie bendysbutt.tumblr.com

(You might believe that this is just some unoriginal troll doing a version of this copypasta, but no. This person was actually trying to be threatening in an argument and sees herself as a goddess of disease.)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the spread of disease, I’ve been involved in every historical plague, and I have billions of kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I’m the one with the title of Disease Goddess. You are nothing to me but just another victim. I will wipe you the fuck out with symptoms the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sorting through my array of pathogens and your DNA is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. My plagues can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the half of all the possible symptoms these diseases can induce. Not only am I extensively trained with creating plagues, but I have access to the entire biological arsenal of every country that has one and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pathogens all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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