Well there is no such thing as a liberal Christian. Period. An impossiblilty, since the liberal party holds dear and glorifies EVERYTHING that the Christian faith finds fundamentally evil. 90% of so-called Christians are phonies — they talk the talk but do not walk the walk. There was no genuine Christian that cast a ballot for Obama — it could not happen and did not happen. God is on OUR side and all liberals will burn in hell eventually, even if they wasted their time by attending a phony Christian church for all their lives.
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'Love one and otehr as yourself'
'Judge not lest ye be judged'
'Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven'
If there is some zombie god and he said the above, you're going to look like the eternal dickwad you are.
Wow. It's rare to see them exhibit this level of smug, supercilious self-satisfaction. They tend to come off as having superiority complexes but it's generally a 'below the surface' type thing, more of an unspoken suggestion that their religious beliefs make them superior to non-christians (and christians who are of a different denomination).
This openness is rather refreshing, if completely vile.
TIME_TO_DO_SOMETHING (about your fucking caps lock), you're still a complete and utter douchebag, but at least you're honest.
God is on OUR side
Then why didn't you win?
Ummm, you do know that, A "religiously liberal" and "politically liberal" aren't the same thing, and B that what constitutes "liberal" differs from religion to religion, country to country and culture to culture, right?
@D Laurier
Sorry, not quite the shining light of some commentators
Actually, all Christians are phonies. Be honest for once. And really, I wouldn't brag about a god being on my side right now if I were you. He must be pretty weak considering how pathetic you are right now. And even if your figment were real, I wouldn't want someone who thinks slavery, rape, and genocide are cool on my side.
America's religious reich really are folding in on themselves aren't they ? As they hurtle even further to the right of the political spectrum, shedding supporters who just cannot keep up.
Annoy a conservative, live like Jesus. AKA caring about people.
Not that liberals are saints or can't be hypocrites, but seriously...
By that logic there are no conservative Christians either as the Republican party is antithetical to a number of Jesus' teachings (i.e. "render unto Caesar", "turn the other cheek", "he who lives by the sword (gun) dies by the sword (gun)", "give everything to the poor", "judge not lest ye be judged", etc.). Since there are no true Christians, let's just forget this whole Christianity thing and just try to do the best we can for the most people we can instead of deferring everything to some book written 2000 years ago.
Well there is no such thing as a liberal Christian. Period. An impossiblilty, since the liberal party holds dear and glorifies EVERYTHING that the Christian faith finds fundamentally evil
The Virgin Mary disagrees:
My soul doth magnify the Lord : and my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
Well, there is no such thing as a bright Fundie.
Yes indeed, liberals are in favor of feeding the poor, housing the homeless, medical care for everyone, high quality public education, all things hated and eschewed by True Christians.
Dear, OP Person;
Actually, Liberal Christians, like other normal, nice, sane, non-fundy Christians, are better & more real Christians. Please get a Red Letter Bible go to the New Testament & read those RED LETTERS.
You'll see, my friend, that most of those words will support what the normal, nice GOOD Christians believe.
You, on the other hand, follow a weird hybrid of Ayn Rand & the Old Testament Demiurge with a bit of Paul thrown in. You rarely quote Jesus. Why don't you become a Haredi, instead. Christianity...as it should be practiced...is just not suited to your ilk.
Really, why do these ChristoFundie even bother with Christianity? It's like a weird Martin Luther King Jr. organization made up Klansmen.
Become a Haredi. Follow your OT in the most literal way possible. The mostly Liberal Nazarene Way is not for you!
"An impossiblilty, since the liberal party holds dear and glorifies EVERYTHING that the Christian faith finds fundamentally evil."
There is more than one interpretation of the Christian faith. All the various sects that identify as Christian differ on something. Not least because the Bible contradicts itself in places.
"An impossiblilty,(sic) since the liberal party holds dear and glorifies EVERYTHING that the Christian faith finds fundamentally evil." Yes, helping people and accepting others is so against what Jesus taught, am I right?
"God is on OUR side".
GOTT MIT UNS.
90% of so-called Christians are phonies
So you admit that you're part of a minority, TIME? Or perhaps that your fascist brand of Christianity is turning off adherents?
Well there is no such thing as a liberal Christian.
I take it you haven't been to Latin America lately?
Ever heard of "Liberation Theology"?
Read the wiki article slowly, lest you suffer a heart attack.
Jesus was a communist
Jesus was a communist
[OffTopic]I have rewatched Linkara’s review of “Countdown” on Atop The Fourth Wall yesterday, so the OPs user name made me literally LOL.
- We should do something!
If you have seen the review(s), you know what I mean.
And now back to our regular program!
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- No True Scotsman” 90% of so-called Christians are phonies” the next time when you are tempted to claim that the US is a Christian country.
Jesus Christ fed a lot of people on bread and fish, without asking for payment. He told his followers to sell their possessions and give the money to the poor. He said that it's easer for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to pass into Heaven.
Isn't a majority of the American public Christian? You simply can't win a presidential election without attracting quite a few Christians.
Yeah, remember all those scenes in the Bible where Jesus went around kicking the shit out of people who didn't agree with him? Or when he told his followers to hoard as much gold as they could? Or how he told them to never share their possessions with one another or pay their taxes? Or when he abandoned the poor because they just refuse to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps? Oh wait, that wasn't Jesus I was thinking of. I think it might have been Ayn Rand.
"Well there is no such thing as a liberal Christian."
I don't know... by most definitions of "liberal" I'd have to say... uh... Jesus?
Also your god is pretty impotent if he can't even rig an election.
Let me guess, in your mind "liberal" means everything you don't like, right?
How fortunate it is for you that your god dislikes everything you do. Whatever are the odds of such a thing happening?
Confused?
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