there is no such thing in my book as a christian/darwinist!!!!!! You HAVE to choose in a Creator or an organism as for me I only have one Creator!!!! i DO NOT believe i came from a protozoa or an ape!!!!!! sorry to affend but thats how it is for me!!!!! I will stand up and praise my Jesus!!!!!
*Kristyn Nichole*
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Many exclamation points does not make you right. You are insane. I'm going to run away now. 0.0
Edit: Evolution is not about what created life, but how it changed over time. You fail.
You have to choose a magical, invisible creator, or organisms? Well...hard choice...but I will go with the visible, but imperfect organisms every time instead of a speculative entity.
Whether or not you believe that you descended from apes or protozoa is not an issue.
As for your last sentence...just a testament to how religion preys upon the already downtrodden.
Your constant slaughtering of the English language, and not knowing how to spell, and over use of exclamation point 'affends' me.
I don't believe we were made from some invisible guy picking up clay. Now I am sure that offends you, but I could really give a shit.
Okay then. Obviously, Theodosius Dobzhansky and Pierre Teilhard de Chardin and even Darwin (he was a Christian for most of his life and lost his faith after his daughter died) weren't true Christians, although you're probably one of those nuts who doesn't think that Orthodox Christians, Catholics, and Anglicans are True Christians.
Your opinion is of no consequence whatsoever, you Do Not have to choose evolution or a creator, both can coexist in the mind of any rational person. (Which you clearly are not) And if you did have to choose who says the creator would nessiceraly have to be your god?
For some reason this post reminded me of some of the Pokemon games, where nearly everything in battles was punctuated with exclamation points.
"Abra used Hypnosis! Enemy Pikachu is asleep!"
Anyway, the thing I found most "affensive" about that post was the butchering of the English language. Regardless of how old she is, typing like that portrays her as a short tempered 12 year old
i DO NOT believe i came from a protozoa or an ape!!!!!!
So what he's saying is God couldn't design a self-replicating system that would allow life to adjust automatically to changing conditions over 3 billion years; He made all living things exactly as they are and then sat there fiddling with them as temperatures, oxygen levels, sea depth, etc. changed. So he believes in a stupid god who sinks one ball at a time, as opposed to a smart one who sinks all the balls at once on the break shot.
You blaspheme, Kristyn. You have 3 creators, not one. They do call it a "Trinity", don't they?
You're going to hell for sure!
"so Jesus break me and make me brand new!"
Yes, Jesus, you'd better break Kristyn in. Better get the whip, she's being naughty.
" i DO NOT believe i came from a protozoa or an ape!!!!!!"
then YOU are STUPID because there is not EVIDENCE that your GIANT man with a ling white beard who LIVES on clouds is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one's [stipulated] bloodline will evolve a broad flat expanse of spongy bone where the cranium would normally be... the walking bonehead bible stand.
Concurrently, the book in question will have evolved tentacles and rootlets with which it would anchor itself to the bonehead.
Um, no, a choice is not mandated or necessary. Just because you cannot see through your narrow mind does not mean others can't either. People who open their minds are often more informed, educated and knowledgeable of facts and are less likely to go off the deep end on a message board
Did anyone else take the "break me" comment as potentially dirty? Or do I just need to get my mind out of the gutter?
That was a hypothetical, its too fun in the gutter to leave.
You had two creators - your parents.
"there is no such thing in my book"
"i DO NOT believe i came from a protozoa or an ape!!!!!!"
You are an ape, but with the IQ of a protozoa.
"there is no such thing in my book as a christian/darwinist!!!!!!"
Nobody tell onehandshandy about who the Church of England have buried & memorialised in their central place of worship, Westminster Abbey:
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The fact that the C-of-E welcomed his "On the Origin of Species" with open arms when it was first published will be the least of this retard's problems. Just the notion that, up to his discoveries, Darwin was in training to join the C-of-E's clergy will make said retard's brain bleed through her eyes.
You are already broken. [/"Fist Of The North Star"] >:D
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