"You played "Mr Pickle Pants" with Uncle Chester too many times"
Nope, never heard of a game by id Software called that. And even before they brought out the "Quake" series, I've played the "DOOM" games & all the WADs to hell & back. [/smartarse]
...unless this 'Mister Pickle Pants with Uncle Chester" you speak of are obscure maps/mods for "Prey" and "Rage" I've yet to find to date...!
"Why waste your time refuting God if you don't believe in him?"
Why waste your time trying to force your so-called 'beliefs' upon all & sundry, if you know already that they're not going to accept what you say? Ever hear of asking someone's permission beforehand to waste their time - also in invading their personal space - in asking if they're even remotely interested in what you're going to say to them? And your so-called 'Great Commission' doesn't have the right to exist, never mind have any relevance, as per other people's needs in the matter.
"Millions of people don't believe in Santa Las, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairly"
'Santa Las'? 'Tooth Fairly'?!
...aaaaand that's where the credibility of your so-called argument falls flat at Step 0, falls straight into the FAIL Abyss, and is continuing to fa(i)ll to this day. As in you are so educationally inferior as to render even your 'opinion' not having the right to be listened to, as you are obviously too moronic to formulate a cogent thought to base an 'opinion' on, therefore not having the right for such to be acknowledged by those more than infinitely superior to the likes of you.
...and if you 'don't believe in Atheists', why are you wasting your time in communicating with those who - by the fact you are - by definition do exist?! [/hyper-smartarse]
And there's me thinking that proving God's non-existence via a Babel Fish was difficult?!