Sweedee #fundie

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Let me assure you friend... Creation IS Not false...

Didnt you know it was by chance that the sun knows when to rise and set each day? How the tide knows when to come in and go out.
When you see the magnificents of a sky filled with purples, reds, blues, it doesnt speak of the creative beauty of God, but chance. Or how when the right mix of God's atmosphere comes together we get the Northern lights.
The intricate designs of a snowflake.

[...and it goes on like that...]

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old comment by Redhunter

@Old Viking: The Candiru. Here's another one of god's wonderfully beautiful creations. (from Wiki)The candirú parasitizes other fish. It swims into the gill cavities of other fish, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil". In 2004, research determined that candirú do not suck blood, but rather latch on to an artery and have blood pumped into them.[2]
It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine,[3] and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the vagina and even the penisand deep into the urethra) and because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[4] The fish locates its host by following a water flow to its source and thus urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candirú homing in on a human urethra. Natives have also been known to bathe facing the current, as doing so would decrease the chances of the organism lodging itself in the rectum.[citation needed] Other orifices such as the penis or vagina are covered up with the use of hands. Isn't god neat? Gosh.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Let me assure you friend... Creation IS Not false..."

Unfortunately, Judge John E. Jones - a Christian Conservative - didn't see things your way, when he found for the plaintiffs in Kitzmiller vs. Dover in 2005.

Thus it was chance that the sun rises and sets the way (and when) it does. How the moon's orbit affects tides going in & out. How chance determined how magnificent the sky is, filled with purples, reds, blues etc, and not by a 'God'. And how charged particles emitted from the sun affect the magnetic field around Earth, creates the Aurora Borealis & Australis.

And how Chaos Mathematics form the intricate - and unique - design of a snowflake. And not by the unseen hand of a 'God'. As a result of Kitzmiller vs. Dover, 'Intelligent Design', and therefore Creation, is proven false, thus teaching such in all accredited educational establishments in the US is illegal & unconstitutional. Ergo, a 'God' didn't 'create' this universe, this world & all the life on it.

The law says so.

You know what happens to gods when gaps are filled, don't you? And there's not many gaps left, post-Sputnik 1 in 1957, as well as the Large Hadron Collider, and discovery of Darwinius masillae & Ardipithecus today.

PROTIP: Mysteries were meant to be solved. It's how you're able to live far longer than those in Biblical times. And how you're able to post your fundie bullshit, Sweedee. Science & Knowledge. Destroying fundamentalist religion since 1609.

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

@ Gadren, and others...
Why do fundies only look at the pretty clouds and rainbows and fluffy bunnies when talking about the glory of God's creation? What about Ebola, or leeches, or things like that?

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen. _____________Monty Python

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http://listverse.com/2009/03/04/top-10-worst-things-in-nature/

Sweedee #fundie headtochrist.com

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