The long range goal of the homosexual agenda it to outlaw religion.
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I'm pretty sure that the goal of the 'homosexual agenda' as you call it, is to change society-at-large's opinion of homosexuals. Change as in, considering them human beings with all the rights and freedoms that the rest of us enjoy. Nothing more, nothing less. Fundtard.
My personal agenda is to make all the males gay and eliminate females from the breeding stock by use of high tech cloning. Oh, and pods.
I've only made a few people gay so far. But come Tuesday morning, if all goes according to plan... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!eleventy1
No, our long range goal is for dumb fuks like you to stop using your religion to justify your petty bigotries.
Keep your sky daddy if you want. just leave me alone.
Well the long range goal of my agenda is to ensure that I have enough to eat, enough money to do the things I enjoy, and purchase an unhealthy ammount of leather goods for highly questionable use.
Outlawing all religion, considering that I support freedom of speech and thought, comes pretty damn low on the list.
The short range goal is to improve lifestyle through better interior design, literature and theater.
Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
don't see that on my copy of the agenda.
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<< Only if your entire religion revolves around hating homosexuals and not letting them get married.
Which I'm pretty sure no actual religion does. >>
#450720: Going by the way some of them practice it, however (e.g., WBC), one could easily get the impression that that is entirely all it consists of.
What about the Empiricist agenda, or the Rationalist agenda, or the Biologist agenda, or the Deist agenda, or the Naturalist (Naturist?) agenda...
Keep pushing, and all these groups will link with the Gay "agenda".
Actually the "homosexual agenda" is to live in peace. Leave them alone, and they'll leave you alone. This would actually make more sense if you had said atheists.
Oh I forgot
Let me gues, your pastor told you this, right? Well, if your pastor said it then it MUST be true!!
The only goal homosexuals have is to be treated like human beings and earn the rights they deserve, just like everyone else. They have nothing against religion, except for when it tries to run their lives, and then they get pissed.
When did you actually see the printed down version of the homosexual agenda? I'm gay and I have yet to see it?
Are you surprised that such a supposed document might want to destroy religion, considering the harm religion has done to homosexual human beings - like burning alive? Test this by holding your finger in the flame of a burning match for a slow count of ten.
I promise you that religion will take second place to pain. Otherwise I expect you to show me your charred finger, with a smile.
Hmm... I got a copy of the agenda right here...
1) Build a deathray on the moon.
Uhh... #3? O SHI-
SSJPunk,
Dammit, mary, give me that agenda. I wrote Kathy Griffin's phone number on it. I've been looking for it everywhere. I told you to stop going through my stuff... And take off my thong, dammit.
Not outlaw it per se, just make it obsolete and boring. And no, it's not the homosexual agenda, but the secular agenda.
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