I used to pray for the precious animals whenever I passed a shelter. One day the Holy Spirit stopped me, and asked, "Are you capable of more love than I am?" Well....of course not! I then realized that God loves the animals far more than we do, and He'll make it right for all of them; they're innocent and without sin.
Think about it: Would our sweet Jesus look down upon precious little critters who have known nothing but sickness or torture and abuse, and say, "Well, that was a tough break kitty/puppy - but I did love you!" NO! His perfect justice will not permit it! And for another thing - why would Satan have people hurt these precious creatures if he didn't know it would hurt God's heart? I mean, you don't catch people torturing roaches or other nasty things that belong in hell!
I have lots of animals waiting for me in Heaven, and I have a picture in my mind: Jesus is sitting down, and kitties are all over Him - one climbing up His leg, another batting at His beard, one on His shoulder, a couple in His lap; the one dog I've had is at His feet, one of my birds is atop His head, and He's laughing joyously!
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I mean, you don't catch people torturing roaches or other nasty things that belong in hell!
Ah, so your God created everything, but if it ain't cute, it goes to hell. Gotcha.
Poor Ernest Borgnine.
So, basically, all the fuzzy-wuzzy animals you think are cute and adorable go to heaven, while the ones you really, REEEEEEALLY don't like belong in hell.
Your God created ALL the living creatures on Earth--sweet & cuddly ones as well as icky, creepy-crawly ones.
Surely, he loves all his creatures equally, regardless of how you, personally, feel about their "cuteness," right?
Then again, you ARE the final authority on the mind of god and how he thinks and feels, aren't you...
Look, guys, it's not nice to make fun of the mentally deficient. They have a right to enjoy their delusions.
Having said that, I'd like to ask abidinginvine, were the kitties eating his body and drinking his blood like good Catholics?
Sorry.
I mean, you don't catch people torturing roaches or other nasty things that belong in hell!
1. Yes, you do.
2. God created them and called them good. Repent!
Also, thanks for reminding me of one of the reasons for my deconversion. I obviously am capable of more love than a nonexistent entity, let alone one who refuses to act on his supposed omnibenevolence.
Well this is a big improvement on the "animals don't have souls" spiel I usually get from them.
Tough for Jesus with all that bird doody on his head, though.
This kind of shit makes me hate people. Sure, don't do a damn thing to help anyone or anything. justify it however you want, but you still aren't doing a damn thing to help anyone. Useless pile of shit, that's what you are.
Nice picture. Unlikly, but if that what helps you sleep at night...
But, you know, God didn't only create the cute animals. He's also responsable for crocs, rats, snakes, beetles and those nasty little roaches you hate.
(ps, Rats and snakes are cute.)
"they're innocent"
Except for pit bulls.
Actually Abidingleberry, or whatever your stupid and terrible name is. According to christianity animals have no souls.
So according to you religion the critters all just cease after death.
Just thought you'd like to know. ^_^
"I then realized that God loves the animals far more than we do"
Yeah, that's why he ordered so many to be brutally slaughtered in blood sacrifices, (millions in some cases), their throats slit and slowly bled to death in the Old Testement.
That image would be Jesus joyfully ripping the kittens apart with his teeth, drinking their blood, crushing the bird, kicking the dog and laughing evily like an ogre.
@717126
Sorry...I've heard it bandied about that animals don't have souls according to the Bible, so I took it at face value. I apologize, and am ashamed for falling into the same behavior I've ragged on posters for on here.
I mean, you don't catch people torturing roaches or other nasty things that belong in hell!
By your standards if it's not small and furry it belongs in Hell. I hope you get bitten by a Black Widow spider.
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Look how adorable it is!
Eh. This is really cute and idealistic and innocent, and it's a sweet picture, except that you believe that God is going to inflict suffering beyond anything the worst animal-abuser is capable of. I mean, this is the real RR picture:
"I have lots of animals waiting for me in Heaven, and I have a picture in my mind: Jesus is sitting down, and kitties are all over Him - one climbing up His leg, another batting at His beard, one on His shoulder, a couple in His lap; the one dog I've had is at His feet, one of my birds is atop His head, and He's laughing joyously! Meanwhile, billions of people burn and scream for mercy, but he ignores them and leaves them to burn forever and ever while he plays with the cute wittle kitties."
Er, Jay-Sus, that's a tiger-beetle. It's an insect, not a spider, count it's legs, it only has four of them ;-P
Giga-guess,
Theogically, the issue of animals having souls is complicated (to say the least). Have a look here;
http://www.eclipse.co.uk/thoughts/animalsouls.htm#2
Personally, I've never seen the least evidence of the existence of any sort of soul at all, just varying levels of sentience. I certainly don't think I have one ;-)
Animals don't have souls, and therefor don't go to heaven.
Also, heaven isn't real anyway.
Wait, is this person actually saying that animal abuse NEVER REALLY HAPPENS?
Because I just don't understand how someone could say that, and mean it.
And of course, the Holy Spirit was actually wondering who on Earth you think you are, arrogant prick, to think that he speaks directly to you and that you´re special for loving so much animals.
"I have a picture in my mind: Jesus is sitting down, and kitties are all over Him"
"and He's laughing joyously!"
Jesus sure likes pussy.
...I'll get my coat. =^_^=
EDIT: Damn, Rubber Chicken got to the pussy & tits jokes first. Nice one though!
Glurge alert!
Glurge alert!
A fine example of "Jesus's perfect justice" that I saw, was a dog that had been chained outside since it was a puppy. It grew. The chain didn't.
The chain was embedded in its neck. It has flesh and fur growing over it. The wound was infected and packed with a crust of dried blood and pus. It endured this for years. That's your god's perfect justice. Take a good long look at it.
Sane people are also laughing, although perhaps not joyously. I mean, seriously, nobody old enough to walk upright can seriously believe this crap.
I wonder if they sell poopascoops in heaven, or do we have to bring our own?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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