“The bible is absolute truth.”
SO, then, what are we to make of scholars calling part of scripture a ‘parable,’ then? Parables are not absolute truths. They are meant to convey truths, but couched in fictional terms. So NOT absolute truths.
“It's story is a factual representation of the events 6000 years ago, near the beginning of time.”
So, the Garden of Eden is real, and located where the Bible tells us it is. What are the longitude and latitude coordinates of this absolutely factual place, where an angel guards a tree of immortality?
“Intelligent Design, and "Evolution" are varying levels of falsehood.”
I suppose ‘zero’ is A level.
But while ID never stands up to scrutiny, there’s a SHITLOAD of evidence for Evolution. Why is it in scare quotes, though?
“Intelligent design fills our children's heads with the possibility of other gods besides The Lord,”
Oh, it does not. For marketing, they try to pretend that ID is about the necessity of gods, and not simply a repackaging of Genesis, but every time a court throws it out of school, the IDers wave their bibles and scream that we’re pissing God off.
“and as you know, that is against the Ten Commandments,”
So are commercials. And feminism. Freedom of religion.
“a very powerful sin.”
Meh. God doesn’t seem to be doing anything about Madison Avenue.
“It is a sign of our desperate times that schools have stopped teaching the truth to our children.”
But YOUR truth is unconstitutional. So they kinda have to.
“Evolutionists, and those who would compromise with them with this intelligent design, are both speaking with the voice of Satan, and should be silenced.”
Feel free to show any reason to think that Satan is real, then.
