The bible is absolute truth. It's story is a factual representation of the events 6000 years ago, near the beginning of time. Intelligent Design, and "Evolution" are varying levels of falsehood. Intelligent design fills our children's heads with the possibility of other gods besides The Lord, and as you know, that is against the Ten Commandments, a very powerful sin. It is a sign of our desperate times that schools have stopped teaching the truth to our children. Evolutionists, and those who would compromise with them with this intelligent design, are both speaking with the voice of Satan, and should be silenced.
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Wow, a fundie so fucking ignorant and zealous that he rails against an attempt (albeit laughably flawed) to scientifically justify his own beliefs, because it's compromising with scientists who he's previously only known to disprove his beliefs. Kinda like a vegetarian refusing to buy a hotdog even if the hotdog seller suddenly switches to tofu-dogs or something, because hey, vegetarians have always avoided hotdog sellers.
Uh, please just die. You're embarrassing yourself.
It is a sign of our desperate times that schools have stopped teaching the truth to our children. public schools don't teach Christian fundamentalism as if it were the "truth". Most people disagree that it is the truth. If someone doesn't like it, they can send their kids to a private school that teaches their particular religious beliefs.
@Tempus
"The bible is absolute truth."You are absolutely wrong. Many parts of the Bible are patently false; Pi = 3, Noah's ark, talking snakes, talking donkeys, to mention just a few.
"It's story is a factual representation of the events 6000 years ago, near the beginning of time."
Much of the Bible is complete fiction. Many of the "historical" parts of the Bible are wildly incorrect. And, 4000 BCE is not anywhere near the beginning of time.
"Intelligent Design, and "Evolution" are varying levels of falsehood."
No, the level of falsehood in ID doesn't seem to vary very much. It stays quite near 100%. There may be errors in the ToE, but they would seem to be minor and sciecne is self-correcting. Eventually, such errors will be corrected... by other scientists.
"Intelligent design fills our children's heads with the possibility of other gods besides The Lord, and as you know, that is against the Ten Commandments, a very powerful sin."
Your God, other gods and sin itself are all fictions.
"It is a sign of our desperate times that schools have stopped teaching the truth to our children."
No, it is a sign of how ignorant much of our population is that so many people think that the Bible is true and science is false.
"Evolutionists, and those who would compromise with them with this intelligent design, are both speaking with the voice of Satan, and should be silenced."
Silenced, eh? We should preserve our country, supposedly the "land of the free," by silencing all those who are not Bible-thumping, Fundamentalist Xian nutjobs?
You're a moron. You should think seriously about silencing yourself.
Redemption idiot, if you believe in the truth of the Bible, I challenge you to find a scerpt about the computer, the very one you´re using, and that you want to be silenced. And I challenge you to find fossiles of a speaking snake or of DNA traces of rib in women.
Well I'd agree with you that ID can mean a variety of different gods created us. But it just so happens, that ID is basically Creationism renamed, so schools don't know that it's really the OT they're smushing the children's minds with.
oooh, now I'm tempted to go back to NationStates, join his continent, and go to war with him. muhahahahaha...
The "possiblity of other gods" is not an issue. The bible talks of other gods. The commandments say 'thou shalt have no other gods before me'. Try and learn your own shit before you try to preach it to others. You just look like an asshole otherwise.isn't the voice of god?
"We are the Redemption Army's crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!"
(RA kills themselves en masse)
Judging by what Tempus posted, this sounds like a parody.
"and should be silenced."... through any means neccessary...
Also: The Bible. A book written by man, for man, all about man with a little bit of delusional bullshit thrown in for the hell of it.
"Intelligent design fills our children's heads with the possibility of other gods besides The Lord, and as you know, that is against the Ten Commandments, a very powerful sin."
Actually, if the bible held that the very concept of other gods was a sin, then it'd be sinful in itself. The bible quite clearly mentions "other gods" several times and warns you to have nothing to do with them, and anyway the biblical God is better, yah-boo-sucks!
Exodus 18:11 - "Now I know that the LORD is greater than all gods: for in the thing wherein they dealt proudly he was above them."
Deuteronomy 10:17 - "For the LORD your God is God of gods, and Lord of lords, a great God, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor taketh reward."
Psalm 82:1 - "God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods."
Chapter and verse, and straight from the "infallible" KJV.
Fundie Fight!
If it's the absolute truth, how come God both created man and then the animals AND animals and then man.
I'd rather speak with the voice of Satan (and Science), than with the voice of Stupidity.
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