“You atheist types are such hypocrites.”
I’m not sure any Christain knows what that word means.
“Anytime a theists says something they believe, atheist say, 'but it doesn’t say that'.”
Do you mean when they say evolution says everything came from nothing? Yeah it doesn’t say that.
Or do you mean when they say the Bible says abortion is murder? Yeah, it doesn’t say that.
So, what, actually reading the Bible or knowing the Theory is hypocrisy? Huh.
“But when they pull some cockeyed crap out of their hat to ask a question as absurd as 'was Jesus gay?' they want to twist stuff every which way they can.”
Ah. That’s not hypocrisy. That’s mockery. Didn’t think you knew what you were saying.
“And even still you have others thinking he was married.”
That’s fiction. And there are Christains who think that. I’m not convinced he was real, so his bloodline is not a big important issue to me. Dogma, Last Temptation of Christ, Da Vince Code, M*A*S*H.
"'But—but—his mom told him they were out of wine at a wedding. It had to be his wedding.' 'Well—well—he was Jewish, and most Jewish are married.' 'But, Mary Magdelen hung around him a lot. She must have been his girl.' Puullleeeassee.”
Not much of a sense of humor, huh?
“ I swear, you atheists will do anything to pervert the truth.”
Um, we’re atheists, numbnuts. We don’t consider the contents of the Bible to be The Truth.
“And you wonder why you are despised by most of society.”
No, it’s clearly jealousy. We can sleep in on Sundays. Our dietary restrictons are between us and our cardiologist, not a god. We don’t have to defend the bullshit you MUST believe in. We can examine the evidence for evolution AND for Christ’s marriage vows independently.
