One of the preconditions to the Second Coming (of Christ) is widespread social and moral decay. The atheist and antichrists have joined together, and unwittingly, are bringing about the doom of a godless civilization.
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Oh, he'll be here any minute now, any minute, I just can't wait!
**20 years later**
Oh, he'll be here any minute now, any minute, I just can't wait!
**20 years after that**
Oh, he'll be here any minute now, any minute, I just can't wait!'
**20 years after that**
Oh, he'll be here any minute now, any minute, I just can't. . . CROAK! (falls to floor)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, after 2 thousand years that "Jesus is on His Way" song is getting pretty boring.
STARCLUSTER-"Godless civilization? We should be so lucky."
Nice point.
It really wouldn't be unwitting of the antichrist's, would it? I mean, isn't that what they do?
Also, what of the social and moral decay of the Romans, third reich, dozens of African countries, the old west, stalin, 1780's France, Japanese expansionism, the destruction of South American civilizations, and a few Crusades? They weren't 'bad' enough? Guess god has the bar set pretty high. Then again, it's a pretty baseless argument.
One of the preconditions to the Second Coming (of Christ) is widespread social and moral decay.
Well, that's good. We don't have much moral decay now. Slavery is falling out of favor, even gays and atheists are tolerated to some extent in this country and are given equal rights in Europe, and there are no Hitler-like leaders starting world wars. Aside from Bush and the nasty, greedy, money-grubbing... I mean, conservatives, there's no moral decay here.
The atheist and antichrists have joined together...
The Atheist and Antichrists are getting back together??! Wow! I thought it was long over back in the '80s when they all went off to pursue "solo" careers. Man, they were the only good music in the '80s!
...and unwittingly, are bringing about the doom of a godless civilization.
Oh no. Doom of a Godless Civilization was the worst band in the history of music. They made rap sound like Beethoven. Don't tell me they are getting back together just because Atheist and the Antichrists are. If they are, I'm getting a restraining order, barring them from playing their #1 (,264,926,852) hit single "Jesus's Lover."
Good question, David. But since the sky is a "firmament", it can be painted, so no telling what he has chosen. It's probably rainbow colored.
Good point, that didn't even occur to me at the time. I was just thinking about rainbow colors as in the images of the idyllic landscape with birds flying and animals playing (all with a smile on their faces), a pretty stream flowing thru the middle, a big smiling sun in the clear blue sky, and a rainbow coming down to the ground in the middle of it all.
After all, doesn't that sound like the Garden of Eden to you?
The atheist and antichrists have joined together, and unwittingly, are bringing about the doom of a godless civilization.
Wouldn't the Anti-Christ(s) know that the end of times are a-comin'? That's sorta his (their) job, isn't it? It's not like you can do something like that by accident.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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