I promise you, those of you who are Christians and don't care about soul-winning, that you will hate yourself in eternity. When you see Christians like me (and I say this humbly by God's grace alone) relishing in the presence of thousands of souls who were saved through my soul-winning efforts, and you had no souls saved at all. You will feel ashamed.
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So now it's a contest, like who can sell the most boxes of cookies? How does it work -- the top X soul-savers get in, or everyone who saves more than Y souls?
At this rate, it won't be long before David is claiming he's the Second Coming.
Counting your chickens before they're hatched, David? What do you suppose will be the reward for those who have turned more "souls" away that those he's brought in? 'Cause you're into deficit now.
Ooooh, I'm beginning to catch on! David is the Donald Trump of religion!
You, like 90% of 'witnessers' are in it for the money, attention and disguise of superior morals. Nothing else, oh except not working a real job where results are expected, either preacher or government rep.
So, people can be miserable in heaven? Figures, considering who runs the place. Also, I love how Davey thinks he's converted anyone.
So, even though you are a convicted kiddie-fiddler, you get to go to "heaven"?
Just one more reason to think your silly god is a piece of shit.
the presence of thousands of souls who were saved through my soul-winning efforts
How to save souls Brother Stewart style? Easy, start up a whacky, over the top website and count each and every pageview as a saved soul. Heck, you can even save the souls of search machine bots.
Prove the existence of the 'Soul' first, Davey-boy. Otherwise, anything you say is just pure BS.
Then the only one ashamed will be you , as - only at the end - you realised that you'd wasted all your time typing all your rabid screeds instead of enjoying this one and only life we have.
As per all the 'threats' of you fundies, this only goes to show, via their delusions becoming worse & worse, the same can be said of their desperation .
26th June SCOTUS decision. The multi-dimensional scandal that is Buggargate. And the legal precedent set by Kim Il-Davis.
The 'Culture War' is won. By we Atheists. Now that's something worth relishing: the Schadenfreude . >:D
Actually, Pedo, I see millions of christians like you. Appallingly arrogant, entitled, & ignorant to the point of shame.
This is the best you can do to justify your spot in heaven? A fucking e-dick-waving contest? God damn, Fuckhead, you basically are a wannabe YouTube Superstar. Or, in more accurate terms, a fucking whore for views. You have done nothing to be proud of and I can guarantee less than a single percent of the people finding your website have been saved because of it. At best it probably convinced them to check someone else's website to confirm that Christianity isn't nothing but convicted pedophiles who refuse to admit they did anything wrong even as they're not allowed to enter the country they evangelize to over the Internet because of it.
Ah, the convicted pedophile telling everyone about god. Are you a catholic priest now, Davey? You have all of the important qualifications for it, especially that pedophile thing. Oh, wait, catholic priests are the ones that don't ever get prosecuted or convicted for their child rape.
Have some humility, Dopey, those thousands may be repeat viewers to your website, and God hates undue pride and arrogance. I'll be seeing you in Hell, kiddydiddler.
Um, drugs are bad, OK? I mean, he's got to have some sort excuse for this tripe, right?
'Pride comes before a Fall', as the old saying goes.
...but then, you've fallen so far, you've already been thrown out of your local Baptist church during your exile on Guam, that the only thing worse would be a storm in that part of the Pacific wipes out your home, and you're left with nothing, save the clothes on your back.
Hopefully your computer is included in that destruction too. >:D
Better start praying for good weather 24/7/365. Climate Change, Chaos Theory, the whole shebang is something even meteorological organisations, with their supercomputers, can barely handle.
Because they'll only get paradise and you'll get megaparadise, right?
You might want to work on that humility thing. I don't think bragging works into it very well.
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