IF YOU ARE TRUE AMERICAN AND YOU HATE MAGGOTS, GRAB YOUR DESERT EGALE AND KILL A FAGGOT!
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1) If you hate maggots, there are a number of pesticides on the market more efficient than trying to snipe down maggots (tiny) with the bullets from a large handgun (comparatively huge).
I AM a true American.
And if I hate rats, I have to kill cats?
Maggots? No, the Desert Eagle is your weapon of choice for killing huge spiders.
The Desert Eagle's a real gun, over half as powerful again as Dirty Harry's Magnum .45
If you're an American who thinks he's a poet,you , that was good.
I used to wonder how a peaceful, somewhat stable country like Rwanda could implode into genocidal insanity in a few years.
Now I know. Some people are just homocidal maniacs.
Yes, I hate them. They're nasty and slimy, and they grow up into flies. But shooting them would be kind of hard, don't you think?
@LadyDracula
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Men.
If you were a proud American, you'd recognize that everyone has rights regardless of race, creed, gender or orientation
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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