God is an extremely jealous and possessive Husband. Your prayers are your sex, and your Husband demands fidelity.
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Also, your spouse is cold, sadistic, vengeful and willing to torture and kill you and your children if you disobey him, try to escape or even look at him too sharply.
@Mimic Octopus
I'm beginning to agree, however it's not like the devote believers don't talk incomprehensible crap also.
"Your prayers are your sex"
WTF?
I am a guy. That means if God is my husband that I am in a same-sex union, having sex and all that.
Why then are you against same sex unions here on earth ?
He's not my husband; I never consented to the marriage. Or do you mean to imply that god is a creepy stalker that abducts people and sticks them in his basemen-
... ... actually, you know what? That analogy applies pretty well to the biblical myth. I'll have to keep that one in mind for future confrontations with Abrahamic nonsense.
There was me thinking that polygamy is wrong and anti-Christian, but I guess God gets to play by its own rules.
"Your prayers are your sex"
That's not as stimulating as sex between humans. No wonder God is so grouchy.
Let's see... We've managed to get gay marriage jokes, incestuous marriage jokes and polygamous marriage jokes all out of this one post.
I think it's safe to say that little Anna didn't think this one through to well.
I don't think she's a troll of any sort. Whatever else I can say about this woman (and there is ever so much to say), she is absolutely consistent with what her Bible teaches. She doesn't shy away from the fact that her Bible says that her god is a monster of a caliber that only a deity could achieve. Honestly, I find that attitude refreshing from the fundie sort. She acknowledges that her god is the cause of all suffering in the world. Now, she also defends this like somebody suffering from serious Stockholm Syndrome, but that's another matter entirely.
The other thing I'll say for Anna is that she refuses to take money for any of this, unlike a lot of other people I could name. Her FAQ says:
3 ? Can I financially support this ministry?
So, whatever else we can say, she's at least honest about what she believes, and she isn't getting rich from other people's credulity.
I'm praying to numerous beautiful women as we speak. Too bad for Gobs.
*returns to fervent, passionate prayer*
Confused?
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