I love my children more then I every thought I could, however I would watch them die before I would renounce Christ, I know I would see them in heaven.
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Fuck him with a cattle prod, then beat him repeatedly with a two-pound sledgehammer, then cut designs into his skin with a razor blade and roll him around in popcorn salt. Then throw his body in a piranha-infested river while he's still barely conscious. Then tell him as he goes over the side that we don't care if he renounces Christ, we just want to see him hurt for shits and giggles.
/sorry, not in a mood for snark tonight... you'll just have to settle for violence
When I told my mom the story about Abraham and Isaac, she told me that she'd tell God to go fuck himself if he thought she was going to so much as raise a hand to her own child .
Somehow, I feel that she's a better parent than you.
ETA: Who the fuck has been voting, and why isn't this rated a 5?
Ok, fuck you! How about that? There are people out there reading this, who can't have children themselves, thinking about how much they'd love to provide your kids with a more suitable, loving environment. I strongly urge you to consider their offer before it's too late. Unless, of course, you can afford the psychotherapy your children will need once they discover how much they really mean to you.
@Alena
Your mother was a loving, dedicated mother. This is end-timer bullshit.
Instinct demands you care for your own above all, even yourself, religion wedges a God between you, your family,society and above you all. Instinct wins as it's worked.
Add to that the next level of voluntary self-destruction and idolitry: Your preachers become more important than family as well, it's obvious from the praise Baptists and Evangelistic leaders have recieved, and the huxter preachers of creationism that these are gods to you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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