If homosexuals are born that way, there must be some way of telling at the time of birth. I think that I am NOW Pro-Choice (Pro-Abortion) for gay fetuses at the time they are about to be born!
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Do they get an erection when the doctor tries to reach in and pull them out, or when they see the doctor after they are born?(Male doctors, of course).
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So, your anti-abortion stance isn't based on respect for life, it's simply whether or not you would agree with a person's sexual orientation. Nice.
Do male babies get erections when a female doctor touches them? Think about it, you BM.
Do you get an erection thinking about persecuting homosexuals?
I think that I am NOW Pro-Choice (Pro-Abortion) for gay fetuses at the time they are about to be born!
Do they get an erection when the doctor tries to reach in and pull them out, or when they see the doctor after they are born?(Male doctors, of course).
That is just vile.
You actually think that some "babies" get boners just looking at men? What in the fuck?
This has got to be a Poe. No one could possibly want to know if unborn fetuses get hard because a male doctor is in the vacinity. If this is not a Poe, I have lost all hope for humanity.
I think that I am NOW Pro-Choice (Pro-Abortion) for gay fetuses at the time they are about to be born!
Isn't that "moral relativity" (point 6) according to Conservapedia ?
You damn liberal atheist!
If homosexuals are born that way, there must be some way of telling at the time of birth.
No one knew I had a bee allergy when I was born, therefore I must have chosen to be allergic to bees.
I think most fundies feel this way. If there was a way to weed out homosexual, atheist, or other unwanted fetuses, they would gladly have those ones aborted.
As far as the erection thing, just plain fundie sexual obsession.
@JadeHawk--
Fundies are usually homeschooled or if they do go to school, it is either a Christian school where human sexuality is left out of biology or on the off chance that they are in a public school, the parents usually request that they be excused from biology during the section on human sexuality.
I once knew a Fundie girl who was sent off to college without knowing about sex. She knew nothing at all, not a thing. She had even been sent out of the room for her entire life if a boy baby's diaper was being changed lest she see something she shouldn't.
@History Teacher
that's disturbing... but it reminds me of some Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise movie I've seen once, where there's a scene with an unconscious Tom Cruise with a pot on his boy-parts, and Nicole sneaking in to peak under the pot and finally see what it's all about
I really didn't know it was possible in this day and age to be that clueless about basics. I can only imagine the horror of hitting puberty in such a repressed environment :-/
You can't really tell if a baby likes broccoli before it's born, either.
Should find a way to figure it out and abort them if they won't eat their veggies?
Infants sometimes get erections when they have to pee, as most people who've been responsible for lots of diapering could tell you.
I am at a loss trying to understand what these people even think being gay is. It's a sexuality that develops the same as anyone's, so no, they probably don't have any sexual thoughts until puberty.
Boiler-Maker, dear, did you get a hard-on coming out of your mother's vagina? If you didn't you must not be straight!
Uh-huh.
Soooo, the plan would be get a female and a male to be present at the birth, and then show the male baby both and whichever he gets a hard on to shows what orientation he is?
What about the female babies? Or is this one of the "lesbians are OK as long as I get to watch" lot?
Now, what happens if he is not into brunettes? Or prefers someone with a bigger physique? You haven't really thought this through have you?
As a mother of 2 little boys, they get "practise" erections a lot - mostly in the bath - if they didn't there is something not quite right with their development - but I don't think they are turned on by a rubber duck - could be though *shrug* fine by me!
If fundies are born that way, there must be some way of telling at the time of birth. I think that I am NOW Pro Post-birth abortion for all homophobic fundies!
And I would reccomend it be done by an injection of kool-aid. Jimmy Jones's special recipe!
One can definitely assume that Boiler-Maker got hard wood when he saw that hot nurse/doctor pull him out of the womb.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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