Census Taker: So how many people live here?
Lara: None, None live for we are all fallen until the coming of the Rapture!
(Census taker skips "ethnicity", pencils in "zombies".)
CT:What is your religion?
L:We have no religion, we are not athiests, Muslims, Satanists, Wiccans or Evilutionists?
CT: Uhh, ok - you have no religion. Your atheists then?
L: ATHEISTS ARE A RELIGION!
CT: I...see, what is your non religion then?
L: We are Christians!
CT: I see, Catholic, Protestant, Anglican, Baptist?
L: CHRISTIAN! Those are not Christian, those are the hell spawned slime of Satanic Religion and probably Evilutionists!
CT:(Backing away slowly) What is your political affiliation...
L: He who will come and Rapture us?
CT: He who will do what?
L: The Lord who shall rapture us verily, soon he comes!
CT: They aint paying me enough (flees)!