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"Gay rights are human rights."- Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American loser of elections, who rose to fame as the First Lady and wife to former President Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton. Her main move was a failed push for Crazy Bernie style health care, which failed because the American people were too wise to buy into the notion of government controlled health care. She moved to New York after being First Lady to run for the US Senate, because she knew that she would have lost that bid in her real home state of Arkansas. Clinton ran for President in the 2008 Democratic Presidential primaries, and lost to then-Senator Barack Hussein Obama, who was an unknown community organizer beforehand. Obama offered Clinton the secretary of state position, and she took it, because it was a consolation prize for losing. Her main action as secretary of state was allowing four Americans to die in Benghazi, Libya, because of her liberal lack of moral clarity. As a nominal Baptist, Clinton has no idea about the truths in the Bible. In 2016, she barely was able to fend off a primary challenge in the Democratic Presidential primaries by Crazy Bernie Sanders because the media, DNC, and other agents ensured her weak sauce victory. Clinton was unable to win an election that was rigged in her favor and lost to Republican Donald Trump in the Electoral College. Clinton won the popular vote by over three million votes because of illegal votes in looney liberal California.

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