How about this...sex should wait until you're married.
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It's a smart idea with no possible way of "accidentally" getting pregnant, and it's God's law...how cool is that?
Not nearly as cool as the idea of spending a couple of bucks on a piece of shaped latex and having sex right now.
How about this...sex should wait until you're married.
How about this: Stop dictating to consenting adults what they do in their private lives.
Marsten
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2008-Aug-11 02:44 PM
Do people still say 'cool'?
Only when things are cool, baby.
"I'm so cool you could store a side of beef in me for a week. I'm so hip I have trouble seeing past my pelvis!"---Zaphod Beeblebrox
Yeah, let's look at god's law, shall we?
Ok, you can get "accidentally" pregnant if you're either raped or molested(and by the way, what's the argument for men or for infertile women?). And concerning God, well, does rules out Buddhist, atheists, shamanists and even Moslems and Jewish, specially men. Well, it's not very cool. Try better.
Til you get married and find out you have absolutely no sexual compatibility with your spouse and will never experience good sex, or even know what good sex is, in turn leading to either yet another divorce or coitus once every year in order to fill up that quiver.
I trust you stone to death anyone who works on the sabbath and refuse to wear clothing weaved from two different fibers, since that is also god's law and therefore, in your mind, "cool."
Nah, you're probably another one of those hypocrits for jesus, who follow god's law when it is convienent, and ignoring it when it's not.
You do that, but don't force it on the rest of us.
I like the way he seems to assume married couples always want to have babies.
Yes, of course, nobody ever gets raped or has desires for sexual relations outside of marriage. Nobody has heard of the existence of contraceptives, because everybody knows a wedding ring will protect you from unwanted pregnancy, all types of hurt, sexually-transmitted diseases and rape!
Fuckwit.
Then just tell this "sex" to wait until you're married, and everything will be fine.
Seriously; what if you marry and find out that you're not the least bit compatible in bed? What, you think it's just a "close your eyes and think of Britain" thing? Would you marry someone before you knew his or her interests, political views, religion, favorite Buffy character? No, of course not! Then why the heck would you marry someone before you knew what he or she is like in bed? You spend like a third of your life in bed, for crying out loud!!!
"How about this...sex should wait until you're married.
...and as ilikecocks (IQ)3.21 here - with that mindset - will never marry, on that thought:
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Enjoy your eternal Blue Balls, pal. Me, I lost my cherry at school when I was 16, to the resident hotty. Used a condom, too [/'Be Prepared']. Have never looked back since . >:D
Virginity is overrated ; how un cool is that? Gaining experience: that's cool.
That's your actual screename, paL 'ilikecocks . Because with that attitude of yours, that's the only possible way you're gonna get any: Ever . >:D
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