But while we're all nervous about four years of dictatorship of the elite, there are two good things to come out of this:

1. We managed to snatch Missouri by a few thousand votes, ending its status as a "bellwearer" state. At least some of these votes are undoubtedly due to the fact that our church has been campaigning so hard against the influx of liberalism. At least in America's heartland, Missouri, Christianity stands strong.

2. Proposition 8 has succeeded, banning "marriages" between sodomites in California. I know you don't like the Mormons much, Garv, but I say hats off to them here. They pumped $15 million into this important campaign and have kept the Devil at bay for a little longer in the state of Sodom and Gomorrah.

"And the LORD rooted them out of their land in anger, and in wrath, and in great indignation, and cast them into another land, as it is this day." Deuteronomy 28:29