Putting on make-up is the costly and laborious attempt by women to deceive men through means of false sexual signals the fake message that they are still ripe and pretty young girls.

Male masturbation is the simple, cost free, and extremely pleasurable relief of a primitive sexual urge in order that one can go about the day focused upon more important matters than the opposite sex.

A man can log onto a free tube site, and get instant sexual satisfaction through 10 minutes jerking off to good quality porn, yet the average woman spends a whole year of her life putting on makeup, spends over 100,000 euros during her lifetime on buying makeup in the knowledge that she won’t be able to attract a mate (i.e. have sexual satisfaction) otherwise.