The dancing feet of a woman at a dance hall will not make good feet on a wife. Those feet will not be satisfied being a Mother and Wife, those feet will dance right out of your house and into the arms of another man! Your life long spouse will be found in God's House! Marry within the Family of God!
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To be really safe, marry your sister! She's known you all your life, she can put up with you!
Seriously, where does this dance hall bit come from? What decade is this person living in?
Flat heel shoes or barefoot&preggers, holy holy holy.
Shore thang thar, Wyatt, y'all wanna keep clear o' them B girls down to the saloon, an' don't take yer guns to town.
What sort of f**ktard seeks to confine his wife's 'feet' to the house anyway?(Answer: a fundie f**ktard.)
If your wife wants to dance, dance along with her. What sort of person would not do that for their loved one?(Answer: a fundie f**ktard.)
What sort of person has such a downer on dancing in the first place?(Answer: a fundie f**ktard.)
What will taking life lessons from Truth4Teens turn you into?(Answer?)
This reminds me of a joke.
Q: Why don't fundies have sex standing up?
A: It could lead to dancing.
I think I've told it before, but it has been fitting more than once.
The dancing feet of a woman at a dance hall will not make good feet on a wife.
Dance hall?* Dude, it's not 1940. What constitutes good wifely feet anyhow? No yellow nails or bunions, preferably under a five? Or is it some poor metaphor pertaining to the fact you think real women are quiet and servile creatures who never have fun or display any other signs of humanity that may transcend her status as unpaid maid, prostitute and incubator?
Those feet will not be satisfied being a Mother and Wife, those feet will dance right out of your house and into the arms of another man!
Insecurity complex for Jesus! Why not bind her feet and shackle her to the stove while you're at it? BTW, mother and wife are not jobs, don't capitalize them. I dare say most women want to be seen as more than some faceless raiser of children who has no identity beyond her marital status.
Your life long spouse will be found in God's House! Marry within the Family of God!
Of course. Breeding outside of the cult means the debbil will get you. Marry your sister this instant!
*Nobody tell this guy about nightclubs, he'd have an heart attack.
"life long spouse" : been with him 30 years and I found him in a bar.
I looked at the site and saw the term "fornication"
What about those gettin' footloose in a church? Or is any celebration or enjoyment of life beyond the dirge-like hymns of your particular church (mustn't seem to be happy ever here on earth, even when worshiping!) completely forbidden in your small, grey world?
My grandfather married the girl he first saw doing an Irish step dance in a vaudeville show in a Worcester, MA theater. They stayed married, too. Good thing, because if he were a fundie asshole like you, who wanted women barefoot and pregnant, my father never would have been born and neither would I.
Well I'm very concerned about her feet.
But as long as the female herself stays with me, I should be okay.
Jeff Foxworthy was on to something.
"If your family tree does not FORK ..."
"If you go the the family reuinion TO MEET WOMEN ... "
If you knew anything about dancers, you'd know that they have extremely flexible and beautiful bodies. Why you wouldn't want a woman like that is beyond me, so I'll just ask you to speak for yourself.
I dance. Sometimes even at *spooky voice* CLUBS! I'm not old enough to ever have stepped foot in a "dance hall".
I am married. For nearly thirteen years now, with I'm sure many more to come.
I extremely satisfied being (among other things) a mother and wife.
I have no intention of "dancing into the arms" of anybody besides my husband.
People who freak out about dancing are generally extremely insecure.
This all blows your theory completely out of the water.
/The dancing feet of a woman at a dance hall will not make good feet on a wife./
But will the dancing feet of a man make good feet on a husband?
/Those feet will not be satisfied being a Mother and Wife,/
My mother loves to dance. And my father loves to dance with her. Fail.
/those feet will dance right out of your house and into the arms of another man!/
Fail again.
/Your life long spouse will be found in God's House! Marry within the Family of God!/
And the reason for this poster's stupidity is revealed at last.
My mum and dad met at a dance class.
My husband hates dancing. I've danced with him only on our wedding, and a few times before, just to practice. He doesn't care if I dance with others, as long as he doesn't have to dance.
Marry within the family? image
hmm, never try hacking off the feet of a dance hall girl to stitch onto your wife ? The amputated feet will retain the spirit and ...
wasn't this the plot of a few horror movies.
She who doesnt dance is likely to be horrible in bed, on the floor, sofa, chair or table.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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