Janet Museveni, the first lady of Uganda, warned participants at a national youth convention about the promotion of homosexuality, which she said advocates undertake for the sake of money.
"In God's word, homosexuality attracts a curse, but now people are engaging in it and saying they are created that way,” said Museveni, as reported by New Vision. “It is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor," she said. Mrs. Museveni advised the youth not only to listen to messages on how they can make money but also focus on spiritual growth. "You know that you will lose everything else when you lose your soul.”
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Look for an enormous increase in homosexuality as the economic downturn escalates. I expect everyone will be making gay money by 2012, at which point the entire world will enter its first Golden Age of the Homosexual, as predicted hundreds of years ago by the ancient Mayans.
Oh, wait, hold on, that makes no fucking sense.
Sorry, given that intense discrimination, prison sentences and death all tens to make it kind of hard to obtain or keep a job and make money, how exactly does "people are going gay for the money" make any sense?
Excuse me,bitch. Sit the fuck down and stop giving those in Africa a bad name via your bigoted ramblings.
I'm not being paid to be gay. Nor are any other homosexuals on the planet (okay, maybe some young studs on the internet, but hey ;-D )
Saying shit like that to a world audience is what's going to keep you poor. Most people do not want to invest in an environment as repressive as the one you're promoting. Not necessarily because they disagree about the gay thing, but more because that attitude is a sign of worse things to come.
¨`It is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor,´ she said. Mrs. Museveni advised the youth not only to listen to messages on how they can make money but also focus on spiritual growth.¨
What? Those of us of a homosexual persuasion get paid for it?! Why doesn´t anyone tell me these things!?
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It is for money. The devil is stoking fires to destroy our nation and those taking advantage are doing so because our people are poor,´ she said. Mrs. Museven before she climbed back into her chauffeu driven BMW 750i to be driven for a lunch date with her political cronies at the most expensive restaurant in town.
the promotion of homosexuality, which she said advocates undertake for the sake of money.
1. Promote homosexuality.
How the fucking hell does being gay make you rich?
Especially when you consider the large percentage of homeless teenagers who are gay! Those kids don't stand to make much money, or have much of a life, really.
Janet Musuveni is a stupid bitch.
Take note Janet of what I just called you.
Actually, she is a stupid lying bitch.
Take further note Janet.
Even more, she is a stupid, lying evil bitch.
Still listening Janet?
Now tell me Janet, did you ever hear of Elena Ceauscescu? She was a stupid lying evil bitch. Take a lesson from what happened to her and leave the politics to you husband - he's bad enough on his own - or worse might happen to you than did to Mrs Ceascescu.
Besides, shouldn't a woman be silent in the assembly? So why are you, a mere woman, spouting forth political policy? Read you bible you heathenish cow.
I doubt if Mtesa would have agreed with you. He probably would have had you killed slowly and painfully for his amusement because you are speaking out of turn. Now he was a real Ugandan.
Was this correctly reported?
Two women on a cruise were seated side by side on deck chairs.
"That certainly is a beautiful ring," the first said. "I've never seen such a huge diamond."
"Oh, thank you, replied the second. "This is the world-famous Ginsberg diamond. It's worth millions, but it come with a curse."
"Oh, what's the curse?"
"Ginsberg."
Considering, how flat on those fuckers are on their black asses economy-wise, they sure could use some of teh ghey.
Seriously, with this logic shit ought to turn good.
1. Acquires hordes of teh ghey
No, what's destroying your nation is backwards notions undermining human rights, this being a fine example of that. It's bad enough that the British colonists had to fuck everything up for Africans, you don't have to make it worse by perpetuating the cultural strangle-hold they imposed on your continent when they first arrived.
Yeah, the Bible also says that bats are birds, pi is 3, and that birds have four legs. Not exactly a reliable source, there.
Fuck you, Janet. Homosexuality isn't something you "engage in". It's an orientation, not a behaviour. Do you "engage in" being black? Do you "engage in" being female?
And how does advocating homosexuality make money? You try advocating homosexuality, see how much profit you make. My friends and I have been doing Day of Silence for three years WHERE'S OUR MONEY, BITCH??
I know a lesbian whose mother kicked her out of the house when she found out but yeah, she's in it for the money. Her girlfriend took her in, inevitably at some cost to herself but yeah, she's in it for the money, too. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH.
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