When I was a kid at school, we were taught about the birds and the bees. Not the birds and the birds or the bees and the bees. Just saying—
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You didn't listen to the birds and the bees talk, did ya?
Birds and bees don't have sex with each other, they are just used as visualisations of human reproduction. All bees that visit flowers are females, btw, and all birds that lay eggs are also females. So it's woman on woman action, sort of.
You were taught, presumably, that birds mate with birds, and bees mate with bees .....er..... One bee gets the chance to mate with one other bee and the rest of them just buzz off.
Buzz off.
@Ivurm
At that point its not even inter-species, its inter-phylum. I don't think this person has any idea what a bird and a bee having sex would look like.
I would call it "hot skitty on whaillord action" but both of those are mammalian pokemon. This is said trope turned so far up to 11 that Disaster Area would tell them to turn it down a little.
Well no wonder you don't know the first fucking thing about basic biology. Bird don't fuck bees, nor could they reproduce if they did. Birds can only reproduce with other birds and bees can only reproduce with other bees (of their respective species, of course).
This is why we need real sexual education in school. And maybe a course on how to structure a proper, functional analogy.
So Chimeric hybrids of avians and insects are approved in your sect? The birds and the bees getting it on to create hybrids that will rule the world?
Do I also sense longing for the birds and the bees to touch you Jan? Do you want them to fuck you and they won't?
You can always turn to Jesus Jan. Maybe the Perv Spirit will join in, and God will watch.
Kinky.
"Not the birds and the birds or the bees and the bees. Just saying
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...that you've walked into your own argumental Claymore mine array.
Unless you're into some rather bizarre zoophilia porn. Avians & Insects?! Just consider the dynamics involved in their reproductive processes, then re consider the latter half of what you're trying to say.
When I was a kid, I was taught about the humans and the humans. I came to one conclusion: Love is emotion, not gender .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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