Feeling Ill? Do you not know that Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?! Diabetes, AIDS, Asthma, ALLERGIES, whatever!!!
Jesus can knock it down, and it won't return.
Don't believe that the Lord has placed an illness on you because you done something wrong in your life. The Lord is not the author of confusion.
My Pastor said that the Lord hates sickness just as much as he hates sin because they are both weapons from the enemy Satan.
Yes, take your medicine, but know who the REAL healer is!
Christ Jesus for the win!!!!
47 comments
"Jesus can knock it down, and it won't return."
He should do that sometimes, then.
"The Lord is not the author of confusion."
"
1 Corinthians 1:27
The Bible disagrees.
Tell that to the small but persistent cough that kept me up all fucking night.
Tell you what. You pray for me, and if it's gone in the next hour, I'll convert.
The little girl that died some times ago because her parents preferred praying instead of medicine, which finally lead caused her to die because of a disease that would have been easily been cured by medicines, might disagree ;)
Do you not know that Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?! Diabetes, AIDS, Asthma, ALLERGIES, whatever!!!
That's damn well done for a dead guy who isn't around any more!
Diabetes...
It's this kind of irresponsible, bald-faced bulls***ting that causes unsuspecting simpletons to die from diseases that can easily be treated or suppressed. By the way, Xiao, you useless hunk of pig s***, were you aware that "Feeling Ill? Do you not know that Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?! Diabetes, AIDS, Asthma, ALLERGIES, whatever!!! constitutes a felony? The FDA has a real problem with hucksters who advertise untested treatments or cures for diseases.
Yes, take your medicine...
Whoa, hey there, you faithless prick! What happened to "Do you not know that Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?! "? I was diagnosed as a diabetic about 3 weeks ago and it's a real pain. I miss dark chocolate and rocky road ice cream. So, I'm going to believe in Jesus with all my heart and soul to get my cure! Then I'll suck down the Reece's peanut butter cups until I finally DIE IN A SUGAR COMA!!!
So ... God is capable of curing all diseases, but He chooses not to?
And he also lets the enemy Satan run around loose?
I have a whole issue with the phrase "God loves us", then....
Jesus will heal you if you take your medicine! It's true! When I get a cold, I find that if I take OTC medicine and pray I can get rid of it in two weeks. If I don't take the medicine and don't pray, it hangs around for a good 14 days.
Not only that, but when I needed to get to my parent's house 500 miles away, Jesus helped transport me there -- once I got in the car and drove for 10 hours.
Jesus healed my cold in 7 days, and he's so busy. The last time I had one I prayed to Satan, and it worked, but it took the arrogant bastard a whole week to get around to it.
My Pastor said that the Lord hates sickness just as much as he hates sin because they are both weapons from the enemy Satan.
Isn't God the one who called down all those plagues--including boils, if I'm not mistaken?
Funny. If god is omnipotent and he hates sickness so much....WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
I effing hate this woman. You try being a diabetic for a day see how you like it you stupid knob jockey!
Well i used to be christian (Nt anymore). Im a type 1 diabetic (the genetic one, not from eating badly), and so was someone else at my church. And... wait a minute!... what a surprise, im still diabetic.
@ Beeblebrox
I thought diabetics could eat dark chocolate - it has a lower sugar content than regular chocolate, right? I am, however, not sure. I'm sorry you have diabetes; that sucks. It sucks even more to be told that Jebus can cure it if you just BELIEVE. *rolls eyes*
They give god credit when someone gets better but when someone dies it was god's will. Fundies are just spin doctors distorting everything they can to fit their warped beliefs.
Tell the soldiers coming home with less limbs than they left with about how much of a healer god is.
Oh boy. Does that mean I can go crazy with the bad food/ couch potatoing and stop taking the meds for my PCOS,'cause Jesus will cure it?
Or will I end up getting type two diabetes, heart disease or some horrific gynological cancer?
Decisions, decisions.
"Feeling Ill? Do you not know that Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?! Diabetes, AIDS, Asthma, ALLERGIES, whatever!!!"
Ugh. Only someone who has never suffered with a serious or life-threatening illness could say something so profoundly ignorant.
Tell you what, Xiao Feng (agh, that is such a pretentious weeaboo name), go deep into the Amazon rainforest, catch the Ebola virus, and pray that god cures it for you. What do you mean, you don't want to get sick? Oh, I see. It's fine when it's someone else doing the dying, in the same way as your stance on abortion, but not when it's you. No, you're a speshul widdle snowflake.
"Jesus heals of all sicknesses no matter what it is?!"
And yet to this day, no faith-healer has ever regenerated a missing limb. A friend of mine lost a leg in an accident (not his fault). When you can prove that 'Faith' can replace his missing leg, get back to me.
Frankly, the barbers of yore with their leeches & blood-letting had more credibility than fundy wackjobs today.
One more thing: when virologists come up with a cure for HIV, they'll have beaten God at his own game (certainly from the point of view of fundies). And when scientists create artificial life, and perfect Artificial Intelligence, on that day, science becomes SUPERIOR to God.
See you outside that Job Centre, God.
Here's an idea -- let's give all the fundies AIDS, then they can prove the existence of their god to us when he heals all of them. They should have no problem with this, given how 100% sure they are...
Fine, baloney-brain, I've got a sample of group A streptococcus bacterium (better know to the general public as flesh-easting bacterium, only one of several such) here that I'd like to add to that nasty cut on your finger. See how well praying to your sadistic cunt of a god works when your finger needs to be cut off or better yet, when you're close to death.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
