[A text under a pic of jesus helping a girl to play golf]
How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real. Every time something good happens it’s because Jesus makes it so. Anytime something bad happens that is the Devil’s work. The fact that good and bad exists proves that God exists. Atheists have no sensible response to this obvious fact.
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[Atheists have no sensible response to this obvious fact.]
You haven't talked to many atheists, have you?
But God made the devil, so that means that God created evil. Since Jesus is God, JESUS IS EVIL
@ Amanda, considering Tiger Woods is a Buddhist, that would be really interesting.
Success : failure
Good choice : bad choice
Intelligent : stupid
Sober : drunk
The good things "happen" due to proper execution of a proven plan...or luck.
I eat, therefore I shit. Who needs a god for that?
How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real.
Like this: Jesus is not real.
Every time something good happens it’s because Jesus makes it so.
I don't remember seeing Jesus anywhere in the room the last time I had incredible, wall-banging sex with my wife. I'm also pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have approved of at least 60% of what we got up to.
Anytime something bad happens that is the Devil’s work.
If you could expand this statement to include reality television I might be persuaded to believe it.
The fact that good and bad exists proves that God exists.
Incorrect. It proves that Humans have free will.
Atheists have no sensible response to this obvious fact.
Sensible responses are only given to sensible statements. You'll have to do much better than this.
Score: FAIL!
This comment below was even better.
"Denying Jesus is hatred. Denying God’s gift to us is hatred. Turning your back on their love is hatred. Ignoring their truth is hatred. Using your head instead of your heart is hatred. Your reward will be deep hell."
Yeah, right. I use my head and don't bother anyone. You use your heart and insult people.
Is it just me, or did anyone else think the quote was going to say something like this:
How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real. I mean there's a photo of him right there!!"
From their website "God's Hitlist" page
Tristan Shuddery (He died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation in Room 66 of the Motel 6 in El Reno, Oklahoma on March, 15 2007. He was found the next day by the housekeeper. He was our friend and and part of the STR writer crew but he turned against God. He died and God won!)
Room 66 of Motel 6 - come on!!
The fact that Canada won over the US in Olympic Hockey is a good thing for Christians in Canada.
Yeah, that picture is disturbing...
Atheists have no sensible response to this obvious fact.
You mean that rather than some unseen supremely benevolent force and unseen malevolent force which both seem to strike almost completely at random, we apply Occam's Razor and say that sometimes bad things just happen to good people? And vice versa? Also, what about things that are good for one person but bad for another? Jesus/Satan tag team?
"How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real."
Oh, just the mere fact that there's not one single shred of physical evidence of his existence.
"How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real."
Easy.
How can anybody believe a handful of forgeries with no historical corroboration at all?
Jesus is a myth for the dismally stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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