[In a FSTDT thread)
[A Berean:] I always remember what happened to the "group of mocking youths" and Elisha ! Love that story, because God's Word tells us that "God is not mocked;". Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!
[homesick9748:] They should look out for bears.
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Bears don't live in [REDACTED][REDACTED].
There's lot of squirrels, though. I should watch out for rabies. And cuteness.
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION BEAR GET IN THE CAR
"Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!"
Whoa, there. Not so fast. It's supposed to be the atheists that are arrogant and making themselves out to be gods, remember. I know, I know...honest mistake. But, please...do be more careful next time. You wouldn't want your humble attempts to make yourselves immune to criticism to come off as blasphemy, now would you?
Coincidently, there was a bear in my yard just the other day. I had mocked god as I usually do, but I was inside drinking coffee so the bear simply ate some of my high bush cranberries and called it a day. Oh well. Better luck next time.
Aww, did someone hurt you widdle feelings and now you want to seen them devoured by bears?
What happened to, "resist not evil," and "turn the other cheek?"
Hypocrite.
Feel that christian love
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So much fail even by Biblical standards. None of you are God's chosen prophets like the guy in the story was and if you could invoke God's wraith open people at your leisure the way he was able to, I'm sure most of the world's population would be dead by now. That's IF there Bible were to be true (and it's not).
You just aren't that special, sorry.
@ Benny #722983
> Hey, I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow. You wanna come with?
Bah! Those pies have enough grease to drop a burrick!
(Wait, wrong snd.crf)
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Where is your God now?
@werewolf: LOL! Ah, but don't you know? Care Bears are instruments of Satan, not God! With their sentimental, lovey-dovey messages of love, friendship, and sharing, they are brainwashing our children into the occult! They promote witchcraft and satanism, as does every single animated talking animal on the planet! And don't get me started on Dark Heart.
ELISHA WAS NOT A CHRISTIAN, DAMN IT.
The maulings happened some 800 YEARS before Christ. If you mock a Jew, you get mauled. Get your facts straight.
"Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!"
Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking Christians belief in God, the Bible or particular Dogma. You're not God, Nor are you protected by a God .
Oh, there I go Mocking you again.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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