Paul Ryan beard? To look more Muslim friendly or to hide his face?
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What's a Muslim Beard? Beards are just hair, they don't have any religions.
Obama has a Muslim Beard too?
When did Obama grow a beard, and when did he take over the Republican Party. Sometimes I won't shave for a few days and grow a beard, does that mean while I have the beard I stop being an Atheist and become a Muslim, then when I shave it off do I stop believing in Allah, strange I've never felt a compulsion to face towards Mecca and pray.
You just know they themselves realize many of their heroes are bearded. Duck Dynasty family, stupid Harley Clowns, internet preachers.
Once you do one thing wrong in their eyes the right will never agree with anything you ever do again. With one exception, the super Christians will be forgiven because they apologized to God, say "sorry God" Paul and they'll be you buddy again and the beard'll be fine,,,well accepted.
I've worn a beard for entire adult life, does that make me a muslim? No, it does not.
Does the fact that you think someone growing a beard makes them a muslim means you are dumber than fuck? Yes, it does.
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Since, as we all know, only Muslims and communists sport beards.
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The GOP are Obama's Puppets.
Yes! The way the GOP carried Obamacare through congress was a very clear indication of that.
The beards got nothing to do with that. They are just looking for excuses to disown Paul Ryan, now that as Speaker, he's found it necessary to make compromises with Democrats to not bring the country to a grinding halt and kill their presidential election chances even more. If it hadn't been the beard they'd find some issue he once voted with Democrats on or a time he was in a room with Obama without attempting a violent coup d'etat and fixate on that instead.
And I'm defending Paul Ryan now. I need a shower.
MY GAWD! IT'S A BEARD! NO RELIGION OWNS BEARDS!
So, Ryan decided to grow a beard! Big whoopie!
According to your iconography, Jesus wore a beard, too! Is he a Muslim, now?
Is Santa a Muslim?
How about those Duck Dynasty dorks?
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read in a while!
Since when are beards Muslim? If that were the case, every backwoods redneck and every hipster in Brooklyn must be Muslim. Actually, devout Muslims wear beards for the same reason as Hasidic Jews: the Old Testament - which is where Mohammad got a lot of his rules - says "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard" (Lev. 19:27). Although scripture only prohibits "marring the corners" of the beard, it's not clear exactly what that means. So ultra-orthodox Jews and Muslims play it safe and avoid cutting the beard at all.
I think a Muslim beard is any brown person's beard. And apparently Paul Ryan is mimicking this style???????
Because, you know, despite the fact that Islam is a religion, Islamophobes still manage to be fucking racist.
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Amir Khan and Mo Farah. Devout Muslims.
Your argument is not only invalid, it never had the right to exist in the first place.
Paul Ryan, of all people, now has a MUSLIM BEARD? As a fellow Wisconsinite, I would be ashamed, if it weren't for the fact that this state is already about as disappointing as you can get. Hell, if more people had Muslim beards maybe things would be better around here.
Seriously though, what is a "Muslim beard"? Is it a beard like the one Osama bin Laden had? Because if so, Paul Ryan's beard is about as non-Muslim as you can get.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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