I don't mind receiving the atheist hate mail, since I know that in a few years, many of these same people will either be Muslim extremists (redundant) or helping the country fall further in its fight against the creep of Islamic imposition on America . . . or both.
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THANKS FOR CONFIRMING THAT ALL ATHEISTS ARE IDIOTS IN ADDITION TO BEING FUTURE MUSLIM EXTREMISTS
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Ah yes, Debbie Schluseel a low-rent Coulter clone for those with limited budgets.
Most xenophobes are at least careful to keep their prejudices compartmentalized. For example, a neo-Nazi will keep his Jew-hatred in one bin and his hatred of blacks in another. He won’t usually go on rants about how the black Jews are out to destroy America with their combination of rap music and razor-sharp accounting skillz.
Debbie Schlussel isn’t even that smart: she seems to really believe that atheist Muslim extremists will destroy America through their homosexual agenda to feminize men in the name of Allah.
Oh, no, she's caught on to the Evil Atheist Muslim Extremist Conspiracy. I guess she didn't fall for our ruse of pointing out that Muslim extremists are much more like Christian or Jewish extremists than any of them are like atheists.
Eric Roudolph, Timothy McVeigh, Army of God and Christian Identity are far more close to a Muslim extremist than an atheist. And how is Muslim extremist redundant? Is it like saying Christian fanatic is redundant? You say Muslims and atheists are enemies of America. You are one as well,you care more about being a fanatic about Jesus than about the first amendment.
So, thanks for confirming that people you don't know and whose identity you can't verify are muslims or atheist?, have you ever in your life met one or have you ever in your life been explained the meaning of the word confirming?. That would explain your stupid prejudices and your lack of culture.
How exactly will this transition from Atheism to Muslim fundamentalism come about? Only way I could see it happening en masse would be if every atheist in the world slipped and fell onto a power tool on the same day, recieving an accidental lobotomy and sexual neuroses every time.
"Mysterious ways" and all that, I suppose.
Or not, fucktard. Or not.
What would make you, for one goddamn minute, think I'd reject one Abrahamic, goat herding religion for another, Abrahamic goat herding religion? Why would I reject one set of bullshit for the slightly modified set of bullshit put out by a slightly modified group of people?
Fuck no. If I wanted to be a hateful, self righteous asshole, I could do that on my own. I don't need an imaginary friend the way you do. I am not a small child, Deb.
Confirm?, I will refresh your mind. Confirm means to VERIFY a suspicion. If you haven't met the people who write it to you and atheists and muslims are not related at all, what have you confirmed anyway?, that you think that we think that your readers are morons if you tell them that you have arachnid sense and you know if a person is muslim, atheist or not?
So basically, without a doubt:
All atheists are idiots.
All idiots are future muslims.
All future muslims are extremists.
All extremists are atheists.
All extremist atheists are muslim idiots.
etc.
That's science for you...
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't." ~ Robert Charles Benchley (1889 - 1945)
them and us mentality, eh?
@Septic Sceptic: Would that power tool be some bizarre 2-in-1 dildo plus drill (remove tip for awesome drilling power!). I just can't see how a power tool could give you sexual neuroses along with your lobotomy unless you have some pretty interesting, ahem, tools in your garage.
Hmm, I might set up a business...
ALL ATHEISTS ARE IDIOTS IN ADDITION TO BEING FUTURE MUSLIM EXTREMISTS
Um..... Yeah, I am just gonna let the stupidity of this statment sink in a bit more.
1. Not all Muslims are extremists, unless you count all Christians as extremists.
2. Atheists are very resistant to conversion, so although they had been Muslims in the past, they are not, and will never be, Muslims.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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