I was in the prayer and God told me to read the book The Da Vinci Code authored by Dan Brown and watch the film The Da Vinci Code, directed by Ron Howard. When I read the book and watched the film I realise how Dan Brown's book is not only a novel, but also a messenger of end days deception. The results of my study I present in this writing.
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I was flying high on reefer and the Flying Spaghetti Monster told me to the read the Bible authored by Yahweh and watch the film Passion of the Christ directed by Mel Gibson. When I read the book and watched the film I realized how the Bible is only a novel, and that the Passion was hilarious. And I ate a bag of Doritos as the city of Rome crumbled beneathe a seven-headed platypus...
Edit: Sorry, SurfinSeaOtter, I need to smoke it all in order to stay on this site without going into screaming fits...
...not only a novel, but also a messenger of end days deception.
Not only fiction, but also nonfiction. Make up your frickin' mind.
I'm not quite sure as to the veracity of the information presented in "The DaVinci Code", but I have found the story to be quite engaging and entertaining. I think that is all that it's supposed to be. There is no prophecy in it, so stop reading between the lines. It's just a really successful story... kind of like your bible, but your bible does not have Audrey Tautou cast as a French cryptographer, and so it's instantly inferior.
God made you read the Da Vinci Code? Man, God really is a sadistic fuck! That book was terrible! It's one of the worst written peices of crap I've read in a long time, I can't imagine why it became such a huge hit.
Dan Brown has no talent, especially considering he's some sort of creative writing lecturer or something like that.
Work of fiction..
Dumbass..
WAAAAAAAAAAIT a minute here!
Weren't there some Rapture Ready fundies saying that The Da Vinci Code was a work of Satan, and that you should never ever read it?
Dan Brown so clearly telegraphed his twists and revelations I mostly yawned. But then, I read 'The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail' roughly 20 years ago...
Ron Howard's movie was even worse. The plot structure of endlessly swinging a pendulum between Run-like-hell and Earth-shattering-revelation, while somewhat workable in a book, fell flat in the film.
In short, bad fiction. Both. And certainly not harbingers of the End Times.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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