In its enabling legislation of 1958, NASA was given as its primary mission "fostering the expansion of human knowledge of space and the near Earth environment." Yet NASA has failed to implement that legislative mandate. Simultaneously, a secret space program has emerged not under NASA but the CIA. The President should sponsor a generalized end to the truth embargo surrounding all US activities in space. He should order NASA, the CIA, and other space agencies to release all of the data they have pertaining to secret space projects and declassify all treaties made with off-planet civilizations.
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"a secret space program has emerged not under NASA but the CIA"
If it's so secret, how do YOU know about it?
"The President should sponsor a generalized end to the truth embargo surrounding all US activities in space. He should order NASA, the CIA, and other space agencies to release all of the data they have pertaining to secret space projects and declassify all treaties made with off-planet civilizations."
That could be a big problem for all those who would become implicated in the decades-long coverup. Reveal something, and a lot of government people (past and present) are suddenly in the spotlight, including presidents and military chiefs.
"He should order NASA, the CIA, and other space agencies to release all of the data they have pertaining to secret space projects and declassify all treaties made with off-planet civilizations."
They already have. Because there aren't any such treaties.
A secret space program? How, where? In CERN where many other countries are doing research too, or in the International Space Station, where there is also many countries present?
Besides, you can foster the expansion of human knowledge without doing the expansion yourself.
What treaties with off-planet civilizations? The ISS crew are not that many; no treaty is needed with them...
Yes, the US government conducts classified activities in space. That's not exactly a secret. We've been doing it for decades. Spy satellites can be quite useful at times. The fact that NASA conducts space missions does not in any way prevent other agencies from performing space missions if those activities further the agencies' mission.
Wait, what?!? Nevermind. You've gone over the cliff of insanity at full steam.
You know, up until the very last sentence I was nodding along, thinking this guy is just going off on the same Roswell-type stories that a lot of people unconsciously cling to.
Then I realize that a dude running for president genuinely believes that we've made treaties with the Klingons...
declassify all treaties made with off-planet civilizations.
It's well known that all of those treaties are written in KJV-style English. It's the universal language, right?
The film "Transformers: Dark Of The Moon" is not a documentary.
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Even though Dr. Buzz Aldrin has met Optimus Prime.
That, being Second Man on the Moon, and wearing an Omega Speedmaster there. The Trifecta of Awesomeness indeed.
...but the film "Apollo 18" is a documentary, though.
It's simply black propaganda, to ensure nobody else dares go to the Moon. Because NASA & the CIA want Princess Luna all to themselves . Why do you think China's CNSA sent up their 'Jade Rabbit' rover to Mare Imbrium...?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm] /)^3^(\
@ rubber chicken
It's the E.T.s themselves in charge of the coverups; they're smarter than us, and waaaay smarter than our politicians.
You see, this is a common misconception. The secret space program is actually operated not by the CIA but rather by the US Air Force out of the Cheyenne mountain facility, where they use a wormhole generating device to travel to other planets where they've been battling an alien race that ancient Egyptians used to worship as their gods.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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