were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey and that a monkey turned into a human? fish breath water, monkeys throw phieces at each other werre way different. GO CREATION THEORY
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Yes, we did evolve from something that would be classified as either a money or an ape. yes, that creature did evolve from something that would be classified as a fish, and no, this did not happen in 3 generations or after 10 levels for each state.
This is worth its weight in gold.
monkeys throw phieces at each other werre way different
Um, fish don't exactly breathe water, they breathe Oxygen just like we do, they just extract it from an environment of mostly water just like we extract Oxygen from an environment of mostly Nitrogen.
Fish do not breathe water. Monkeys have only been observed throwing feces in captivity, demonstrating that it's a learned behavior out of boredom and curiosity (and thus further demonstrating, not that different in cognitive capacity than humans).
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PS. In oppose to your preferred theory, mine does not involve magic, so no, I do not believe that a fish ever turned into a monkey.
Learn how to spell, dumbass.
By the way, fish don't breathe water.
AQF Tard Fundie. Unsurprising. Makes me wonder why I'm registered there.
Anyway, a monkey will also screetch incoherently. Way to prove evolution there, jackass.
Which Creation Theory? They all make about as much sense as the next one
Christian: God made the world in 6 days, then made the first man out of clay and the first woman from the first man's rib
Norse: Fire and Ice met in the void and then other shit happens and a hermaphroditic giant gave birth to the first two humans
Egyptian: The god Atum jerked off and made the world.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_myth#Middle_East )
"were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey and that a monkey turned into a human?"
that's what we've been trying to tell creationists for years. learn how evolution works before arguing against it!
Phieces?
Well, phuck me running.
'GO CREATION THEORY' makes me think of another golden Groening moment:
I found this post to be so mind-meltingly stupid that it actually transmogrified into being awesome.
“were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey”
“and that a monkey turned into a human?”
“ fish breath water,”
“ monkeys throw phieces at each other”
“werre way different.”
“ GO CREATION THEORY”
Creation story is not hypothesis and pokemon uses evolution in non scientific way AND while I'm not a fan, even when it came out I was too old and saw it as cartoon version of pet fighting but don't the pokemon STAY SAME SPECIES WITH EVERY FUCKING EVOLUTION? Even with using pokemon you still fail it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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