One of my sons had been dating a girl for a short while, that claimed she was interested in becoming a Christian. The relationship puzzled me, for when he was with her he seemed quite enamored of her. Yet when he was apart from her, he had no interest in her at all. When I went to the Lord with it, He told me to break all witches spells over him, and the next day after doing this, he broke it off with her for good. We then found out later, that she and a friend of hers who was a witch, had placed a spell over my son, to cause him to like her. She never wanted to become a believer. She was already a witch instead.
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Silly, Christians aren't allowed to put spells on people. They have to pray for them.
Putting a spell on someone consists of reciting an invocation, praying for someone,... oh... er... well... that's entirely different.
Translation: I decided I don't want my baby dating anyone yet because I'm terrified he'll explore religions that I don't spprove of, so I made up a story that not only demonizes the girl, but frightens my son into obedience.
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Did you kill her? If not, why not, don't you follow the "absolute morality" of your bible? "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live", you know.
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"You saw the Craft too many times. It's a movie, not a documentary."
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(Homer Simpson voice) Mmm, Fairuza Balk.
Ok, my mother had many things to say about 'the ex' from my community college days. One word that rhymed with witch came up often. However, assuming that she was a witch that had no interest in changing their religion because they put me through hell and I avoided them after? My mom may have melted down valium and injected it, but she wasn't THAT screwed up.
Granted, she did think 'the ex' was a witch, but that's because said ex was, in fact, a witch (a wiccan, specifically) and made no secret of that.
@OHP
Nothing like someone with all of the options, eh?
"The relationship puzzled me, for when he was with her he seemed quite enamored of her. Yet when he was apart from her, he had no interest in her at all."
Of course, that wasn't because your perfect 'ittle poopsie was just trying to use her as a receptacle. It had to be her fault.
If he's anything like you, if it weren't for gonads, he wouldn't be able to think at all.
A witch, eh? Did you try to convert her? Did it work? No? I'm going to have to call bullshit.
@OHP
Mmm... futanari... *hides in room, enters bed, and locks door*
Haha, my ex-BF's mom used to rant that I had "bewitched" him, because she thought I wasn't good enough for her precious snowflake (who, unbeknownst to her, was an abusive cheater) and she couldn't get him to dump me. Good times.
What actually happened was that the relationship imploded on it's own, teenage relationships tend to be transitory anyway.
Also I am calling bullshit on the witch thing.
I assumed this goober's kid was a little one.
Until now, I was picturing this little kid in little jammies with little rocket ships on them who wakes up with little devil visitations.
@NOYB:
Thanks for the heads-up.
In any case, a literal reading of at least one version of the "bible" (KJV) says that, and it was used to justify killing people.
Yet another example of how god is "loving and merciful".
@Azereaux, Goomy pls, tipsyGnostalgic, Snoogins, Da Rat Bastid, Wyzard:
Damn. Seems we've got a bit of a community going, here.
@Knowledge_Is_Violence:
Don't you tell us what to fap/schlick to!
It was rectified as easy as that? Her magic must have been weak. Maybe she was a lower level witch whose spells can be overcome by witches of a higher calibre, such as yourself.
DUN! DUN! DUN!
"The relationship puzzled me, for when he was with her he seemed quite enamored of her. Yet when he was apart from her, he had no interest in her at all.
You don't understand the mentality behind some teenage boys, do you? Perhaps he valued the feeling he gets in his pelvic region over any true emotional bonding. This isn't witchcraft, but, with your delusions, he knows that he won't be blamed for anything.
@SpukiKitty
Futanari is sometimes called Venus with a penis or chicks with dicks. The model/actress/character is almost always a transwoman who has had her top surgery but not her bottom. Think Caitlyn Jenner. Though sometimes it's a transman who's had his bottom surgery but not his top.
Some transgender individuals find it offensive and some are okay with it. Much like any other segment of specialized porn.
I like it because it appeals to my bisexual sensibilities.
@Snoogins
Ah, I got it! I assumed it was some furry-related thing, hence my posting a photo of a sexy bass-playing horse-boy.
Question, would Buck Angel (A Trans-man with a vulva) qualify as "futanari"....or is there another term?
@OHP
Sorry 'bout that.
Roger's 100% cisgendered male with big honkin' external genitalia.
@SpukiKitty
You know, I'm not sure if Mr. Angel counts as futanari or not.
I know I'd have no problem adding him to my to-do list.
@Snoogins & SpukiKitty:Actually, "futanari" is (usually) hentai depicting females with a penis. They are generally full-function hermaphrodites, or biological females who are somehow granted the ability to "grow" their clitoris into a penis.
The term never refers to MtF types (or other men with vaginas), and extremely rarely refers to trans people.
(I know way too much about hentai in general. This variety happens to be one I like, being genderfluid & pansexual.)
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