Let's start with homosexuality.I don't know why homosexuality is wrong. But one thing I can say is that when God made man and woman, He made them to fit perfectly together. Think about this, when two people of the same sex come together, they do not fit perfectly, one has to take on the opposite role or use some form of substitution. When you have one man and one woman, no substitutions are necessary; there's a perfect fit, and only God can create such perfection.
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What a load of rubbish. If men and women were designed by the creator for a perfect fit why is it that women usually take longer to achieve orgasm than the average male?
Perfection? Like birth defects, mental problems, and what about the fact that bibleGod is jealous, angry, wrathful and unpredictable. You make people sound like jigsaw puzzles. I do admit, some people are enigmatic, but to compare them to a jigsaw is simplistic at best, assinine at worst. Being gay is not a choice, it's something you are or are not, then there's the bisexuals....
when two people of the same sex come together, they do not fit perfectly, one has to take on the opposite role or use some form of substitution.
Honey, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, I've noticed the same thing with left-handers. When I'm sitting on a crowded train, it's always good for me as a right-hander when the guy on my left is left-handed. That way, if we want to write, we're not constantly poking each other with our elbows. Obviously, God designed right-handers and left-handers to go together as a pair. I think we should make a law against same-handed sitting on a train. [/sarcasm]
And your point here was, what now? So penises and vaginas can go together, is that some kind of revelation to you? You admit that you do don't know what is "wrong" about homosexuality, and your post does nothing to explain your position.
Ummm...a lot of women will tell you, it's not always a perfect fit. Most of the time in fact, a guy is either too big or too small. Hence, creativitiy is required for mutual pleasure.
Explain, then, why a dick up the ass is the perfect tool to stimulate the prostate... :P
Edit: damn, beaten to it!
> when God made man and woman, He made them to fit perfectly together.
Er, perfectly and perfectly, give and take a few zillion little complaints. But sex is so... messy, when you get right down to it. Assuming an all-powerful god exists, why didn't he design a bit less complex scheme for reproduction? Come to think of it, why bother inventing sexual reproduction all, with its flaws?
> Think about this, when two people of the same sex come together, they do not fit perfectly, one has to take on the opposite role or use some form of substitution.
...oh, this is about roles , not biology. If you have time to observe the usage and worry about "roles" in sex, you're doing it wrong, you dreadful bore. Here, we just get in bed and, on grander scale, don't give a damn what happens next.
"Let's start with homosexuality"
Why not? I did. I ended up trying heterosexuality too, and they can both be fun.
Even in old-fashioned, boring, missionary position sex, I have a hard time buying the argument that men and women fit together perfectly. If we did, then why would the woman need to spread her legs in order for the man to penetrate? The vagina is actually somewhat lower down on the pelvis than the penis is. Factor in the different angles, length and girth of the penis, depth and "tightness" of the vagina, there's a lot of room for improvement there.
And that's not even getting into any other positions...
"... I don't know why [activity forbidden in the Bible] is wrong. ..."
Yet another indication that morality does NOT come from the Bible/bible god.
Biblical morality is strictly command driven i.e., do (or don't do) something because bible god says so.
Humanistic morality is reason driven i.e., do (or don't do) something because of the consequences that are likely to result.
"Natalie.
Ummm...a lot of women will tell you, it's not always a perfect fit. Most of the time in fact, a guy is either too big or too small. Hence, creativitiy is required for mutual pleasure."
Really? I was told that it's always some emotional issue on the woman's part.
*blink*
*blink*
shykid
I don't know why homosexuality is wrong.
Me neither. So maybe it isn't.
Think about this, when two people of the same sex come together, they do not fit perfectly, one has to take on the opposite role or use some form of substitution.
Riiiighhht. If mano-a-mano lovin' was like having a female substitute, then I would, y'know, just bone a chick instead . And of course, there doesn't have to be penetration in the first place--not to mention that plowing a guy's ass is nothing close to fucking a girl anyway.
You have no idea what you are talking about, except that you are expressing a prejudice that is dear to your heart.
I would need a citation on those substitutions you are talking about. Also, it would be of greatest interest to know how you have all this information. Personal experience?
@ Rayne
I was merely pointing out that in many heteo couples, there is a size difference in the penis and vagina. They don't "fit perfectly" the way kingerman implies.
Are you talking about women that don't have orgasms? Because that can be emotional, or it can simply be that the clitoris is too far away from the vagina and isn't stimulated during regular intercourse. A lot of women don't have orgasms strictly from vaginal intercourse. Is that what you were asking, or did I just launch into a long talk about vaginas for no reason? Because I do that a lot.
You "don't know" why homosexuality is wrong. So, in other words, you accept it unconditionally even though you admit you don't get why you should accept it. And there's no part of that that doesn't make sense to you?
Then explain why men can receive sexual pleasure through the prostate.
Don't forget women. We may not have a prostate, but ass fucking can feel just as great!
The invisible terrorist that haunts your feeble imagination has made not a thing, let alone a man and a woman. Perhaps the only thing it has made is you into a servile fool dependent on fantasies. Therefore, anything you say has no pertinence to the real world.
"When you have one man and one woman, no substitutions are necessary; there's a perfect fit, and only God can create such perfection."
Obviously you've never played with LEGO.
So many logical fallacies and unexamined assumptions in one little paragraph.
The main one seems to be the "naturalistic fallacy," whereby whatever is deemed to be "natural" or "normal" or "the way things are" is assumed to automatically be what's morally right or preferable.
Fingers fit even better.
Funny that.
any 1 year old child get's the round peg, round hole concept.
bravo for god, lets give him a lollipop.
Sure they fit together perfectly. That's why mens penis' slip out, turn to the side etc. That's why men's sexual peak is at 18, and womens in their 40's. That's why heterosexuals buy more sex toys than homosexuals.
You've never had sex, have you.
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