We humans have what? 3% for fresh water to drink. Now how is that possible. If 97% of the water is undrinkable, how did water evolve to be fresh water?
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Hey that's rich, water evolved!
Let's explain it in terms you would understand. God put clouds in the sky. These clouds suck up pure water from the salty oceans and then God moves the clouds over the land and they rain pure water down onto the Earth so that we can have pure water to drink. God loves us so much!
Real science is wasted on these morons.
It's very simple, as anyone who's seen the brilliant, scientifically groundbreaking movie "What the *bleep* do we know?!" can tell. Water has emotions, and one day it just decided to evolve into something more complicated... Or less salty.
Isn't this the second post about evolving water? *Dies*
Well not really, but you get the idea.
@Sungrazer, actualy it is more than 70%. 71% of the Earth is covered in water and add the deserts and poles and you'll get a higher figure.
@Bone_Vulture, the funniest thing about bleeps in texts, written or spoken on Dutch television, tend to get translated. So the "foul language" that is censored out in English, but still is recognisable, is added in Dutch to the subtitles. Gotta love the idea.
The only answer to this is a song:
Raindrops keep falling on my head,
but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red,
cryin's not for me...
His psuedonym is all wrong.
First name, "Moe"
Second name, "Ronald"
Figure out the psuedonym...
Oh, good grief, is this really serious? HOW can people be this brain-dead and still be able to function?
Compartmentalization.
Have you guys observed evolution, or are you of the persuasion that it 'must' have happened, therefore you can interpret the data any way you choose.
Where did the first egg come from? Another egg?
Did you know plants consume 35% of the oxygen they produce, so while they were 'evolving' to produce it, what magical bug was mysteriously production oxygen so the plants could learn to support the trillions of life forms that exist on the planet. Now is that an observed phenomenon, or is that speculation that the bug produced oxygen? I'll choose the latter.
Now please don't forget the bugs in the soil that needed oxygen to evolve, so the plants can produce oxygen for the living.
Oh darned, where did I put that computer I created? The other one. That complex computer.
I think what this fundie was saying is where did all this water come from? In other words you say a meteorite took out dinosaurs, look around you, it was a flood. The earth is already filled with water!!!
That would also explain why we find fossil life on the top of Mt. Everest.
I was ignoring the stupid shit.
Algae and other anaerobic prokaryotic life forms started generating oxygen as a waste product long before other life evolved to take advantage of it as a component to produce energy.
The rest of his stuff was even more retarded, I just couldn't be assed playing Mr Encyclopedia for a particularly witless troll.
So I'll assume that was observed action that oxygen was a by product, or is that just another of your theories?
I have heard several different theories, this is the first I have heard of magical algae.
The other was just a bug, that lived to solely produce oxygen in a non oxygen existence.
Let us get together gentlemen, and observe a living organism, in an oxygen zero enviroment.
It is not possible.
ACTIVATED CHARCOAL
HAS YOU HEARD OF IT
DISTILLATION
BOILING
FILTERS
CHLORINE
HAS YOU HERD OF DEMZ.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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