Sir if I lived in the time of the Israelites, do you think Id have a Problem taking captives from war???
Id take the most, Id have many wives, and many more servants
as for stoning my daughter, once again if my daughter, refused to obey me and made herself a whore I toss the first stone
As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans any day of the week. From New York to Mecca, any time they are looking to attack the innocent, and I have the power to stop them, then I shall
God wills it
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If you "lived in the time of the Israelites", you'd try to be the biggest asshole?
Nice absolute, unchanging morality you've got there. You're an asshole now.
Ooo, I'm Pagan! Let's rumble, but I get to use a sword (or for the D&D rules, it will be cardboard) and you only have your faith. Let's see who wins.
Wait... did you say New York? Oh please oh please ohplease, come here and try to fight New Yorkers? I dare you. I double, triple dare you, with sugar on top.
That is quite a power trip your on in that delusional fantasy your living in.
I'm Italian and grew up in NY. I wouldn't try anythng in NY, I know a guy in Brooklyn.
"As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans any day of the week. From New York to Mecca, any time they are looking to attack the innocent,"
What if the pagans are innocent and you are guilty of hurting them?
So, you're confirming that moral is not absolute. It depends on CONTEXT. And of course, remember that, in the times of Israelites, you'd not have internet.
If you lived in the time of the Israelites you probably would have been killed when the Romans crushed Jerusalem.
Although your use of the word "God wills it" makes me think you are just a fan of Kingdom of Heaven and are messing with the blindly faithful.
At least I can hope that's it..
as for stoning my daughter, once again if my daughter, refused to obey me and made herself a whore I toss the first stone
As for fighting against Pagans, I will gladly fight against the Pagans ... any time they are looking to attack the innocent
But of course, your daughter would have made herself a whore, so wouldn't be innocent, right? Especially if she danced with a boy or held a boy's hand, or let a boy kiss her, the harlot! And if some young man, driven mad by lust by her craven display of her ankles, uncontrollably drops rohypnol into her drink and allows her to tempt him into sinful acts with her limp, pliant body, well, fetch hither the boulders!
So, yeah, nice to know you can tell who's "looking to attack the innocent."
'God wills it'
Say it with me everyone:
Hero complex!
If you lived in Ancient Israel, You would probably have died in childhood, or caught leprosy, or smallpox or cholera or......, or been a slave, or killed in a tribal raid, or mauled by lions, or kicked by a donkey or gored by the goat you were trying to sodomise.
you'd stone your daughter you sick, miserable piece of refuse?
Fighting Pagans? Well, we're usually trying to dodge your bullets but I can assure you if you attack us first we will not back down. At least I wouldn't. Come and get me.
LOL, after all that evil shit he rambled on about..he has the audacity to be a "defender of the innocent" against the pagans...lol...talk about a fucked up..I wonder how many other rednecks think this way?
Maybe a POE..hard to tell.
"Sir if I lived in the time of the Israelites, do you think Id have a Problem taking captives from war???
Id take the most, Id have many wives, and many more servants"
John Carmack and co. aren't war criminals. Nor are they polygamists and slavers. But they do make damn good computer games.
Apostrophes are your friend, King Crusader.
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"
What if the Pagans are the innocent and Christians are attacking them, would you then stop the attacks on the innocent?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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