To: school board
Wicca should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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“To: school board
Christians should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of prayers and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this ignorance worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!
Sincerely,
The Undersigned”
I guaranty that they would complain about how persecuted they are.
Oh and because it seems to need constant repetition Wicca is not Satanism, he is your devil if anyone worships him it's you.
Assuming Tom Welps hasn't started his petition as a joke, he's not going to enjoy reading the comments. They're taking him apart over there!
Edit: See signature 80. May or may not be true. Sod him anyway.
"With all it's lies and misconceptions . . ."
Sorry but I think you are the ones spreading lies and misconceptions. Here's some corrections:
1) Wiccans don't worship the devil/satan
2) Obama is NOT a Muslim
3) You do not choose to be gay.
I do agree though, that there should be NO religion of any kind in school. Everyone is free to worship who or what they want, or nothing at all, but it should be done on their on time, not in school.
Wait, what do you mean "in the schools?" Wiccans going to school? Teaching it in a religion class? Cause, unless their having Wicca classes as part of their studies, this is baseless crap.
Christianity should not be allowed in schools. I have heard of raptures and cannibalism and people going into seizures and speaking in tongues being performed by these people. With all it's [sic] lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!
That's better.
If you can't tell the different between its and it's, then maybe you shouldn't be trying to make your point to the school board.
Wicca should not be allowed in schools,
- Basically I agree. Neither should prayer of any religion be allowed in public schools.
I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools.
- Citation, citation, citation - or it didn't happen.
With all it's lies
- And Christianity doesn't tell lies? A bat is a bird, for example! Pi = 3?
and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!
- Land of the Free much? Or is is a case of land of the free to do what I approve of?
"I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies ..."
An interesting choice of words coming from a liar. The Wiccan culture is hardly taught at all in western schools, let alone the culture being PERFORMED. Damned liar. The Bible would condemn you to hell.
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His last name says it all. He's nothing but a whelp with no inner strength whatsoever, otherwise Wicca wouldn't chap his hide so badly.
ETA: Never mind, Grigori beat me to it. See post #80.
Oh bullshit. There are no seances in school. What they are saying is no one should be allowed to be Wiccan in school. Well, gee, you bunch of dipshits, we actually still have freedom of religion here. You don't have to like everything, you just have to tolerate other people's beliefs.
Welps squeaks, er, speaks:
"You can also stop sending me hate mail, or keep sending it, it's all the same to me."
tomwelps@gmail.com
"I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools."
It's called math class. I didn't get it either, but I didn't think it was specifically designed to persecute me.
Geez. Is this so hard for you idiots to figure out? Hey, you're supposed to be "Spirit-Filled," which gives you vague magical powers. Just go speak in tongues on the campus lawn, and all them debills will get rebuked outta the school.
This kills two birds with one stone: A) it gives the sane among us an amusing spectacle to watch; and B) it stops you from wasting the public's time with your paranoid, ill-informed petitions.
"lies and misconceptions"
Are you saying you're the devil?
9th commandment, asshole.
Wicca is bullshit.
Satanism is bullshit.
Christianity is bullshit.
Judism is bullshit.
Islam is bullshit.
ALL religions, in and of themselves, are complete and total, 100%, Grade-A bullshit.
Christians should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of sceances and strange prayers performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!
If Signature 80 IS real, Tom Welps can go fuck himself. I mean, he needs to do that anyway, but I digress. He calls those who mock him self-righteous egomaniacs, yet in that very same post, he says "anyone with sense who disagrees with this would just laugh and pass it on." HMM. YEAH. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. First of all, I would be seriously pissed if those who didn't object hadn't vocalized their opinions. Second of all, I'm sure he didn't piss off the Wiccans AT ALL. Third of all, you reap what you sow. Should have made it clear that it was a joke.
I wonder if Welps started this in all seriousness, saw the responses he was getting, and began backpedalling furiously. Signature 80 sounds more miffed than pre-planned.
In which case it's even funnier.
i think that you shoud learn more about this religion before you start that. i am wiccan. we dont believe in a devil, or any evil in paricular. we believe in nature pretty much. maybe your talking about satanism which is the opposite of wicca. please dont disrespect something you dont know anything about. yeah, we preform rituals and seances. but not for evil. we are healers. we help those in need. i'm tired of these christianity buffs parading that we "hail satan" i dont believe in a devil, we dont believe in a devil i am highly offended by this petition. please look into this religion more before you try to outcast us any furthur. we already have a hard enough time with people much like you who think we believe in a devil and worship him. the devil is a christian conspiracy, and satanists are just backward christians. but lately, i'm not seeing much of "chistian behavior" arent you supposed to undrstand and get to know about something before you get so judgemental? please and thank you. DKC.
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